lynx212 | Entries tagged with quotes

For Shits and Giggles: Volume one Edition one Sunday March 6th 2011

Editor in Chief :

Definitions

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. -- Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. -- The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fect) v. -- To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n --The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater

FRUST (frust) n -- The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

Country Western Song Titles

Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
Please Bypass This Heart
She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

You Know You're Getting Old When...

You wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before.

You don't remember when your wild oats turned to shredded wheat.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

I am back pimping the

madrona_project that's the creation of

cheshirejin and moderated by her

vexed_wench and

kiramaru7.

Thanks to all of those who have signed up to play recently

seatbeltdrivein and

hpfangirl71 things are picking up over there and we are having a blast at Bald Pete's bar. I started a discussion about good old Pete HERE so we can all get a feel of that free character so hop on in and leave some input ^_^ The more the merrier ^_^

Remember this world is just being established so there are lots of things found in all cities and towns the we still need. Eateries, merchants and shops, prominent and background townsfolk for all localities. *pokes

nochick_fics in wanting some red light district stuff up* heh heh heh. Anywho come on over and read and offer suggestions even if you don't want to play, Madrona is open to all ^_^

Now for some random quotes for the day just because I can:

We are the people our parents warned us about. -- Jimmy Buffett

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. -- Flip Wilson

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. -- Garry Shandling

Current Mood: sick

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.

If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein--it rejects it.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

So I did the only thing you can do when you are trapped in a corner: I chewed my way through the wall. (Scott Adams)

Current Mood: contemplative

S	M	T	W	T	F	S
				1	2	3
4	5	6	7	8	9	10
11	12	13	14	15	16	17
18	19	20	21	22	23	24
25	26	27	28	29	30	31

The Muddle Puddle

A dip into the pool of oblivion!

Because my goal for today is to make people laugh....

Madrona Happenings and New Members

Several quotes and a funny pic for S&G's ^_^

Profile

December 2022

Syndicate

Most Popular Tags

Page Summary

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags