The Muddle Puddle

Title: Out of the Mouths of Babes
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Verse: My OT3
Author: lynx212
Chars/Pairs: Roy/Ed/Russell, Riza, Maria, Rebecca and Random Female Officer
Genres: Humor
Rating: R to be safe (blame Riza this time)
Warnings: *heh heh* enjoy the ride!
Word Count: 299
Summary: Roy was in a bar after a late meeting and overhears a very interesting conversation.
Written for fanfic_bakeoff


( “We want to know how you keep your composure so damn well,” )