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Randomness... after long last.
Dec. 12th, 2011 09:48 pmDo not take the following statements to heart it's all meant in good fun I am just well overdo for a random fun post ^_^ ENJOY ALL!
Guy asks girl, "Why do you watch cooking shows? Doesn't make you a better cook." Girl replies, "Why do you watch porn?"
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy; however, 6 out of 7 aren't grumpy either.
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For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep.
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is wondering why women love to see a man in uniform? I prefer to see a man in my bed & the uniform scattered on my floor :p
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Do you know the German word for brassiere... Stopemfromfloppen
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Some people turn to God, me, I turn to whisky. I don't see any difference, my life is still being guided by a spirit
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Has decided that I am not an alcoholic...I am an extreme social partier with a drinking habit...I say habit because a problem is something you want to fix!
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Has decided that I am not an alcoholic...I am an extreme social partier with a drinking habit...I say habit because a problem is something you want to fix!
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Yep, I'm an Angel and when someone breaks my wings, I just jump on my broomstick and continue to fly! At least I'm flexible ;)
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**NOTE:** If anyone wants to contribute/suggest a short story idea I'd love to take a shot at that thing the lovely![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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**NOTE:** If anyone wants to contribute/suggest a short story idea I'd love to take a shot at that thing the lovely
nochick_fics posted about HERE
