Randomness... after long last.

[lynx212]

Do not take the following statements to heart it's all meant in good fun I am just well overdo for a random fun post ^_^ ENJOY ALL!

Guy asks girl, "Why do you watch cooking shows? Doesn't make you a better cook." Girl replies, "Why do you watch porn?"

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy; however, 6 out of 7 aren't grumpy either.

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For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep.

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is wondering why women love to see a man in uniform? I prefer to see a man in my bed & the uniform scattered on my floor :p

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Do you know the German word for brassiere... Stopemfromfloppen

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Some people turn to God, me, I turn to whisky. I don't see any difference, my life is still being guided by a spirit

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Has decided that I am not an alcoholic...I am an extreme social partier with a drinking habit...I say habit because a problem is something you want to fix!

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Yep, I'm an Angel and when someone breaks my wings, I just jump on my broomstick and continue to fly! At least I'm flexible ;)

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**NOTE:** If anyone wants to contribute/suggest a short story idea I'd love to take a shot at that thing the lovely nochick_fics posted about HERE

Comments

[nochick-fics.livejournal.com]

LOL: the whiskey one. They were all pretty lulzy though. :D

So you're looking to submit to the talent search? Nice! I wish you all the best!

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

*Heh heh* I'm glad you liked them HUGS

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[vexed_wench]

Guy asks girl, "Why do you watch cooking shows? Doesn't make you a better cook." Girl replies, "Why do you watch porn?"

That needs to to on cross stitch or something a little pillow or something...

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

LOL I would so have this pillow on my couch... ^_^

[hpfangirl71.livejournal.com]

Those totally made me smile babe!! :D

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

YAY for smiles! HUGS ON YOU

[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

LOVED the first one! I'm still ;laughing at it! Thanks for making me laugh to day, Sweetie! *huggles*

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

Glad I could spread some joy little lady *huggles you back*

[kiramaru7.livejournal.com]

Awe... *adds a glomp or two*

[kattrip033.livejournal.com]

LOL

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

^_^