FMA Spotlight - Ling

Happy Sunday all!!

I have a question for ya. How do you guys feel about Ling? Any Ling fans on my friends list? Would you guys like to see me drabble more using this character? 

Personally I adore him and can't figure out why I haven't used him more at all. So please feel free to tell me how you feel about Ling and who you like to see him paired with in fanfiiction as well as how you like to see his character portrayed in general.  ^_^

Because my goal for today is to make people laugh....

For Shits and Giggles: Volume one Edition one Sunday March 6th 2011

Editor in Chief : lynx212 

Definitions

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. -- Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. -- The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fect) v. -- To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n --The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater

FRUST (frust) n -- The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

Country Western Song Titles

Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
Please Bypass This Heart
She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly


You Know You're Getting Old When...

You wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before.

You don't remember when your wild oats turned to shredded wheat.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

FMA: AIA: The Mounds and The Jugs

Title: Adventures In Alchemy: The Mounds
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Words: 100
Characters: Mainly Roy/Ed but some others too ^_^
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: M
Warnings: None
Summary/Other Info: Roy helps Ed realize the...perks of their situation 

( All thoughts of making him stop went out the window )

Title: Adventures In Alchemy: The Jugs
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Words: 100
Characters: Mainly Roy/Ed but some others too ^_^
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Summary/Other Info: Al realized there was no chance of him not being scarred for life. 

( Al was trying to think of anything else... )