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lynx212I am indeed alive and kicking and I return bearing a bit of fanfic ^_^
Title: Not Again
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Verse: My OT3
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lynx212
Chars/Pairs: Roy/Ed/Russell
Genres: Humor/Slice of Life
Rating: T
Warnings: Lynx being Lynx
Word Count: 543
Summary: Russ the prankster is at it again... much to Roy and Ed's dismay.
Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fanfic_bakeoff's Mini Challenge and dedicated to my lovely and talented friends: baroqueangel, sexkitten426, luxquintessence and ca11iope
Roy was sitting in his favorite chair enjoying a glass of wine and reading a book when Russell came tearing through the living room.
“Gottarunsomeerrands, bebacklsoon, loveya, bye.”
Was all he prattled out before running out the door and shutting it behind him. Roy didn’t put much stock in Russell’s odd behavior because that was Russ in a nutshell these days… odd. Between the stress of changing careers, effectively rewiring his entire brain, they expected odd behavior now and then. Let’s face it, when it came to odd behavior alchemists had the market cornered and Russell was no exception and they wouldn’t have him any other way.
Roy continued to read and had just sat his nearly empty glass of wine down when it happened. A startled gasp was heard from the kitchen, then loud clattering sounds, the harsh sound of Ed shouting a string of expletives followed by, “If I get my hands on him I’m going to choke the shit out of him!”
Curious Roy got up to see what had Ed so pissed. Unfortunately for him, the moment he walked into the kitchen he realized the hard way why Ed was so upset.
Again.
Somehow Russell had managed once again to set up buckets of melted chocolate over both doors leading into the kitchen. So with a sense of déjà vu surrounding them, Ed and Roy stood facing each other covered in the stuff.
“You know what I would like to fucking know,” Ed said as he kicked off his shoes. The only things on his person not covered in white chocolate, mind you.
“Do tell,” Roy replied as he peeled his reading glasses off, leaving a mask-like clean area on his otherwise milk chocolate covered face.
“I’d like to know how in the hell he sets this up over both doors and manages to get out the kitchen without falling victim to his own prank.”
Roy’s brows knitted together as he thought on what Ed had just said. How did Russell manage to do that?
“You know we can’t let him sweet talk his way out of punishment this time.”
“Well considering he used his tongue to clean us up last time I can’t say I agree with you on that,” Ed said as he maneuvered out of his shirt.
“Good point, that almost made me forget his little prank.”
“Hell, I’d forgotten about it by the time that talented tongue of his was running up my side.”
“So what are we going to do?”
“I say if he’s willing to clean us up again we let him live but we pour what we can salvage of this chocolate in his bottle of shampoo… deal?”
“Deal, I bet melted chocolate will be a real surprise in the shower in the morning. Now what do we do until he comes back?” Roy asked.
“We could start cleaning each other up. Nothing gets to Blondie quicker than the thought of us having kinky sex without him.”
“I love a punishment for anyone that doubles as a pleasure for me.”
“I didn’t figure you’d object,” Ed said as he finished stripping.
With that decided, two alchemists made damn good use of the time they spent waiting on Russell to return.
Title: Not Again
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Verse: My OT3
Author:
lynx212Chars/Pairs: Roy/Ed/Russell
Genres: Humor/Slice of Life
Rating: T
Warnings: Lynx being Lynx
Word Count: 543
Summary: Russ the prankster is at it again... much to Roy and Ed's dismay.
Written for
fanfic_bakeoff's Mini Challenge and dedicated to my lovely and talented friends: baroqueangel, sexkitten426, luxquintessence and ca11iopeRoy was sitting in his favorite chair enjoying a glass of wine and reading a book when Russell came tearing through the living room.
“Gottarunsomeerrands, bebacklsoon, loveya, bye.”
Was all he prattled out before running out the door and shutting it behind him. Roy didn’t put much stock in Russell’s odd behavior because that was Russ in a nutshell these days… odd. Between the stress of changing careers, effectively rewiring his entire brain, they expected odd behavior now and then. Let’s face it, when it came to odd behavior alchemists had the market cornered and Russell was no exception and they wouldn’t have him any other way.
Roy continued to read and had just sat his nearly empty glass of wine down when it happened. A startled gasp was heard from the kitchen, then loud clattering sounds, the harsh sound of Ed shouting a string of expletives followed by, “If I get my hands on him I’m going to choke the shit out of him!”
Curious Roy got up to see what had Ed so pissed. Unfortunately for him, the moment he walked into the kitchen he realized the hard way why Ed was so upset.
Again.
Somehow Russell had managed once again to set up buckets of melted chocolate over both doors leading into the kitchen. So with a sense of déjà vu surrounding them, Ed and Roy stood facing each other covered in the stuff.
“You know what I would like to fucking know,” Ed said as he kicked off his shoes. The only things on his person not covered in white chocolate, mind you.
“Do tell,” Roy replied as he peeled his reading glasses off, leaving a mask-like clean area on his otherwise milk chocolate covered face.
“I’d like to know how in the hell he sets this up over both doors and manages to get out the kitchen without falling victim to his own prank.”
Roy’s brows knitted together as he thought on what Ed had just said. How did Russell manage to do that?
“You know we can’t let him sweet talk his way out of punishment this time.”
“Well considering he used his tongue to clean us up last time I can’t say I agree with you on that,” Ed said as he maneuvered out of his shirt.
“Good point, that almost made me forget his little prank.”
“Hell, I’d forgotten about it by the time that talented tongue of his was running up my side.”
“So what are we going to do?”
“I say if he’s willing to clean us up again we let him live but we pour what we can salvage of this chocolate in his bottle of shampoo… deal?”
“Deal, I bet melted chocolate will be a real surprise in the shower in the morning. Now what do we do until he comes back?” Roy asked.
“We could start cleaning each other up. Nothing gets to Blondie quicker than the thought of us having kinky sex without him.”
“I love a punishment for anyone that doubles as a pleasure for me.”
“I didn’t figure you’d object,” Ed said as he finished stripping.
With that decided, two alchemists made damn good use of the time they spent waiting on Russell to return.
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Date: 2012-10-20 10:58 pm (UTC)I love this series.
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Date: 2012-10-24 11:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-20 11:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-24 11:13 pm (UTC)So good to hear from you as always my dear. I think I'll be on an OT3 writing spree for a while ^_^
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Date: 2012-10-25 12:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-25 01:02 am (UTC)more boys are on the way
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Date: 2012-10-25 01:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-25 01:37 am (UTC)Thank you so much! I often wonder how this trio comes across in terms of their interactions as a triad to you readers. It's nice to hear its solid in that sense *hugs on you*
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Date: 2012-10-25 02:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-21 12:14 am (UTC)Let’s face it, when it came to odd behavior alchemists had the market cornered
One of my favorite lines! Yay for the OT3.
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Date: 2012-10-24 11:13 pm (UTC)Thank you chic a dee. It's been too long since I wrote the boys I had to give in to the muse on this one.
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Date: 2012-10-24 11:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-25 01:00 am (UTC)...and Ooohhh-la-la I am gonna have to go stalk your Lj now... I like the sound of a Roy/Ed binge!! ^_^
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Date: 2012-10-25 01:11 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-21 12:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-24 11:14 pm (UTC)Love you too chic a dee *glomp* glad you enjoyed this ^_^
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Date: 2012-10-25 12:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-21 01:19 am (UTC)And I never usually ask questions of authors, I figure you know what you're doing with your own story. But, do tell. Why white chocolate?
Is it aesthetically pleasing or did you pick it for a change from regular milk or dark chocolate?
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Date: 2012-10-24 11:21 pm (UTC)If you click on one of the two links in the fic (the words Again or déjà vu) it will lead you to the story that details what happened the first time Russell did this. In that fic it was dark chocolate and white chocolate (because that was the prompt for
Variety is the spice of life, ne?
we won't go into how much the author likes white chocolate and that's why it's used both times(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-21 01:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-24 11:25 pm (UTC)I've missed you too my dear. I hope life slows down for me soon. Glad you enjoyed this ^_^
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Date: 2012-10-21 06:41 am (UTC)*pictures the 'clean-up'*
*smirks*
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Date: 2012-10-24 11:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-22 09:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-10-24 11:27 pm (UTC)I actually thought you had one already >.<...and yes Russell's hair will need a lot more rinsing ^_^