FMA: Dense
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lynx212Title: Dense
Fandom: FMA
Words: 605
Sure he didn’t have Mustang’s suave or Hughes ability to read people but he didn’t consider himself dense.
Apparently he was mistaken.
If they incredulous way Ed had looked at him a few hours ago right before he grabbed him by the collar, yanked him across the table and kissed him was anything to go by he was the most thick headed bastard walking around. The shorter blond had said he was tired of the subtle flirting and innuendo and that he was going to handle this the way he liked to handle everything else in his life. Apparently that meant the direct approach because if the kiss wasn’t enough him stripping as he gave Havoc a lecture had done the trick.
“Ya know what gets me?” Ed had asked as he unlaced his boots.
Havoc had been too stunned to talk so he just watched and shook his head no.
“You bitched and moaned about having no companionship so I made myself a constant presence at your side. Lunch, bar hopping, work functions all that shit,” Ed said as he tossed the boots close to the door.
“Then you complained about never getting any of the little flirty things Mustang gets aimed at him all the time,” Ed snapped as he unbuttoned his shirt, “So what do I do? I make it a point to flirt with you and drop heavy, heavy innuendo every chance I got.”
When the shirt hits the carpet Havoc could do nothing but stare at the white fabric pooled on his living room floor.
“Still nothing from you. Not one damn thing. So I was like okay, perhaps something a bit more obvious,” Ed said as he began loosening his belt, “I don’t know how many times I've leaned down and whispered to you and all but shoved my tongue in your ear. Nothing. Hell the last time we watched a movie I draped myself over your lap for fucks sake. Still nothing.”
Ed had whipped his belt out of his pants and glared at Havoc hard enough to make a lump lodge in the man’s throat.
“So as I sat there listening to you go on about how no one notices you I realized you may just be the densest mother fucker in Central,” with that said Ed hooked his thumbs in his pants and shoved them down over his hips. “Not that I plan to let that stop me from molesting you, I just wanted you to know it.”
Standing in front of Jean in nothing more than his boxer briefs Ed had just shaken his head at the man before turning and strutting off down the hall. Havoc was too busy following the sway of Ed’s backside to think. Ed was almost at the end of the hall when he had looked over his shoulder and said, “I’m headed toward the bedroom...surely I don’t need to tell you to follow me.”
That had put the Lieutenant scrambling in motion.
So here he was, hours later, still in shock, thoroughly exhausted, and he was pretty sure he was bruised in places but he was sated in a way he didn’t think possible. Leave it to Edward Elric to manage to top from the bottom. Jean wasn’t sure his libido could keep pace with his new lover but he was willing to throw his back out trying.
As a naked Ed stirred at his side Havoc smiled.
He might be the densest bastard in Central but he was one dense bastard fucking Ed so he’d wear the title with pride.
Fandom: FMA
Words: 605
Pairing: Havoc/Ed
Genre: Smut/humor
Rating: M
Summary: Havoc falls victim to Ed's blunt nature in the most pleasant way...
Note: Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
baroqueangel to cheer her up ^_^ Love ya babe *hugs*
Rating: M
Summary: Havoc falls victim to Ed's blunt nature in the most pleasant way...
Note: Written for
baroqueangel to cheer her up ^_^ Love ya babe *hugs*Havoc considered himself a hard man to shock.
Sure he didn’t have Mustang’s suave or Hughes ability to read people but he didn’t consider himself dense.
Apparently he was mistaken.
If they incredulous way Ed had looked at him a few hours ago right before he grabbed him by the collar, yanked him across the table and kissed him was anything to go by he was the most thick headed bastard walking around. The shorter blond had said he was tired of the subtle flirting and innuendo and that he was going to handle this the way he liked to handle everything else in his life. Apparently that meant the direct approach because if the kiss wasn’t enough him stripping as he gave Havoc a lecture had done the trick.
“Ya know what gets me?” Ed had asked as he unlaced his boots.
Havoc had been too stunned to talk so he just watched and shook his head no.
“You bitched and moaned about having no companionship so I made myself a constant presence at your side. Lunch, bar hopping, work functions all that shit,” Ed said as he tossed the boots close to the door.
“Then you complained about never getting any of the little flirty things Mustang gets aimed at him all the time,” Ed snapped as he unbuttoned his shirt, “So what do I do? I make it a point to flirt with you and drop heavy, heavy innuendo every chance I got.”
When the shirt hits the carpet Havoc could do nothing but stare at the white fabric pooled on his living room floor.
“Still nothing from you. Not one damn thing. So I was like okay, perhaps something a bit more obvious,” Ed said as he began loosening his belt, “I don’t know how many times I've leaned down and whispered to you and all but shoved my tongue in your ear. Nothing. Hell the last time we watched a movie I draped myself over your lap for fucks sake. Still nothing.”
Ed had whipped his belt out of his pants and glared at Havoc hard enough to make a lump lodge in the man’s throat.
“So as I sat there listening to you go on about how no one notices you I realized you may just be the densest mother fucker in Central,” with that said Ed hooked his thumbs in his pants and shoved them down over his hips. “Not that I plan to let that stop me from molesting you, I just wanted you to know it.”
Standing in front of Jean in nothing more than his boxer briefs Ed had just shaken his head at the man before turning and strutting off down the hall. Havoc was too busy following the sway of Ed’s backside to think. Ed was almost at the end of the hall when he had looked over his shoulder and said, “I’m headed toward the bedroom...surely I don’t need to tell you to follow me.”
That had put the Lieutenant scrambling in motion.
So here he was, hours later, still in shock, thoroughly exhausted, and he was pretty sure he was bruised in places but he was sated in a way he didn’t think possible. Leave it to Edward Elric to manage to top from the bottom. Jean wasn’t sure his libido could keep pace with his new lover but he was willing to throw his back out trying.
As a naked Ed stirred at his side Havoc smiled.
He might be the densest bastard in Central but he was one dense bastard fucking Ed so he’d wear the title with pride.
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Date: 2011-04-10 11:22 pm (UTC)So much win.
Loved it!
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Date: 2011-04-12 02:12 am (UTC)I am so glad you appreciated that line Lady C *luffs on*
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Date: 2011-04-21 01:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-10 11:31 pm (UTC)How is it you rock at every pairing you write because that was so them and Ed needs to take charge more often and seriously, Havoc can be so dense but I still love him for it and just...squeeeeee
Needless to say, I love it XD
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Date: 2011-04-12 02:24 am (UTC)So glad you liked it babe. I wasn't sure what kind of fic you would like so I went with humorous smut ^_^
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Date: 2011-04-12 09:10 am (UTC)If someone is willing to write me fic I'm not going to complain no matter what it is :P
<3333333
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Date: 2011-04-12 11:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-10 11:55 pm (UTC)THIS.
Ohhhh, WOOOOHOOOO!!! Makes me wanna celebrate Molest Havoc Week early!!! damn, that was fantastic!!
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Date: 2011-04-12 02:25 am (UTC)Thanks for the praise and I am so glad you enjoyed it. I do need to write them more ^_^
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Date: 2011-04-11 12:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-12 02:27 am (UTC)*EPIC WIN BABE*
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Date: 2011-04-12 11:32 pm (UTC)they could have to do some charity work maybe judge a contest...
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Date: 2011-04-11 01:18 am (UTC)I've added this to my memories!
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Date: 2011-04-12 02:33 am (UTC)I love a dense shocked Havoc...I just do
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Date: 2011-04-11 01:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-04-11 05:35 pm (UTC)But it was amazing. <3
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Date: 2011-04-12 11:31 pm (UTC)Thanks for reading and the comment love *hugs*
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