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lynx212 This Smells Odd
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Serves him right, the thieving rat! Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. Make that sewer rat *giggles* The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. I hope he took pictures...This Kodak moment is brought to you by Karma, giving assholes their due for eons!
A Little Gas
A Dutch veterinarian was fined 600 guilders (about $240) for causing a fire that destroyed a farm in Lichten Vourde, the Netherlands. The vet had been trying to convince a farmer that his cow was passing flatulent gas; the beginning of the end to demonstrate, the vet ignited O.o the gas, My first thought is, what the fuck for? Then it strikes me that this man is an animal doctor...DOCTOR! but the cow became a "four-legged flame-thrower" and ran wild, setting fire to bales of hay. You try holding still with flames shooting out of your ass...go ahead try it.
Damage to the farm was assessed at $80,000. The cow was unharmed. Except for the years of therapy it will need because some genius thought flicking a lighter near it's ass was a good way to illustrate a point >.<
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Serves him right, the thieving rat! Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. Make that sewer rat *giggles* The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. I hope he took pictures...This Kodak moment is brought to you by Karma, giving assholes their due for eons!
A Little Gas
A Dutch veterinarian was fined 600 guilders (about $240) for causing a fire that destroyed a farm in Lichten Vourde, the Netherlands. The vet had been trying to convince a farmer that his cow was passing flatulent gas; the beginning of the end to demonstrate, the vet ignited O.o the gas, My first thought is, what the fuck for? Then it strikes me that this man is an animal doctor...DOCTOR! but the cow became a "four-legged flame-thrower" and ran wild, setting fire to bales of hay. You try holding still with flames shooting out of your ass...go ahead try it.
Damage to the farm was assessed at $80,000. The cow was unharmed. Except for the years of therapy it will need because some genius thought flicking a lighter near it's ass was a good way to illustrate a point >.<
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Date: 2011-01-27 08:15 pm (UTC)I also think my "man with a plan" icon Sensei made me works for these articles, eh? ;p
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Date: 2011-01-27 08:18 pm (UTC)A face palm one is good too, but hard to find. XD
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Date: 2011-01-28 12:07 am (UTC)All I can see is a cow running around a field with a giant flame coming from its ass as it moos XD I've told you before that I'm insane right?? :P
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