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lynx212Wow this just gets better and better!! I think a story titled like this one is needs no introduction so here we go! ^_^ I will say this... karma's a bitch!!
This is probably the best news story I have heard of this year. For the faint hearted and all the men out there read with caution.
The lovers had little mishap during their affair which involved a boss and his secretary who saw their romantic rendezvous interrupted in a wince-inducing way – after a car crash led the secretary to accidentally bite off her lovers penis. O.o
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old secretary was performing oral sex on her lover/boss in a car inside Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.
The impact of which caused her to bite the man’s penis off. Yikes right.
To make thing worse for the couple since it wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was watched by a private detective who had been sent by the woman’s husband to catch them. *and karma enters the fray*
He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to ‘shake violently’ – but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.
Good-naturedly, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.
The investigator said he’s never seen an incident like it before. I would say not...if he did see this often I would think he was a jinx or something of the sort. "Hey don't go near Fred it'll cost you part of your penis"... lol
This is probably the best news story I have heard of this year. For the faint hearted and all the men out there read with caution.
The lovers had little mishap during their affair which involved a boss and his secretary who saw their romantic rendezvous interrupted in a wince-inducing way – after a car crash led the secretary to accidentally bite off her lovers penis. O.o
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old secretary was performing oral sex on her lover/boss in a car inside Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.
The impact of which caused her to bite the man’s penis off. Yikes right.
To make thing worse for the couple since it wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was watched by a private detective who had been sent by the woman’s husband to catch them. *and karma enters the fray*
He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to ‘shake violently’ – but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.
Good-naturedly, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.
The investigator said he’s never seen an incident like it before. I would say not...if he did see this often I would think he was a jinx or something of the sort. "Hey don't go near Fred it'll cost you part of your penis"... lol
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Date: 2011-01-22 11:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-22 11:26 pm (UTC)damn fandom ate my brain
Date: 2011-01-22 11:28 pm (UTC)Re: damn fandom ate my brain
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Date: 2011-01-23 03:09 am (UTC)Yeah... XD I think they're both pretty traumatized.
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Date: 2011-01-23 07:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-01-23 08:16 am (UTC)If you want anthologies you can check any of the works by Gemino Abad, orthe Likhaan Anthology.
Hope you like the craziness that my friends and I had to go through, haha!
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Date: 2011-01-23 05:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-01-23 12:15 am (UTC)Karma's a bitch indeed.
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Date: 2011-01-23 12:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-01-23 12:32 am (UTC)I love your Marvin the Martian icon
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Date: 2011-01-23 12:43 am (UTC)Marvin is my favorite Loony Toons character. He's so cute!
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Date: 2011-01-23 05:44 pm (UTC)my favorite character is Bugs...he's like the original cartoon sarcastic asshole!! *giggles* He's on my bowling ball.
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Date: 2011-01-23 03:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-01-23 03:11 pm (UTC)Seriously? Owwwwwwwwwww
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Date: 2011-01-28 03:25 am (UTC)I didn't even know they could be bit off... O__O
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Date: 2011-01-28 07:21 am (UTC)