FMA: Tears of Joy...for Greedy ^_^

[lynx212]

For my pal greedy_lover  I hope you enjoy my dear ^_^ 

Title: Tears of Joy
Fandom: FMA
Pairing: Greed/Fem!Ed
Rating: T (Ed's mouth and mentions of naughtier things)
Word Count: 372


“There, there beautiful it can’t be all that bad?” Greed cooed out thinking whoever this dame was he might make an easy score for the night. She looked distraught.

“Fuck off whoever you are. I ain’t in the mood for your bullshit!” was the unexpected and harsh response that made greed pause.

As he approached the beautiful blonde something in the back of his mind told him the voice was familiar. However the face that came to mind did not match the buxom figure he saw before him. Placing a hand on her shoulder he spun her around only to find livid golden eyes promising a swift death boring into his.

“Ed? What the fuck happened to you?”

“I decided to see how the other half lived. What do you mean what happened to me? I thought an alchemical accident would be obvious even for you!”

“Easy there Blondie I’m not the one responsible for this.”

“That may be true but it also looked like you were about to make time with some random chic,” Ed said as he slapped Greed’s hand away. “So tell me again why I shouldn’t cut your dick off?”

“Don’t be so hard on me love. You know I can't stand to see a pretty girl cry,” Greed said as he slid up behind Ed so his body was flush against his...her back. “Besides if you cut my dick off we both know you’d miss it more than I would.”

Bold hands moved down Ed’s sides then up to fondle and caress the sides of the newest addition to his anatomy. Ed’s face grew red and indignant, “Not here you moron we’re in the middle of the street! Someone will see us.”

“So? All they will see is a man touching his beautiful lady. I say that makes your…unfortunate change a perk right now.”

Ed had never thought about that. Geed had a point. A very valid point.

So there in full view of passersby Edward Elric grabbed the front of his lover’s jacket, pulled him down and kissed him senseless. Once he was done he whispered in Greed’s ear, “Come on, I say we go somewhere so you can remind me…repeatedly, why I shouldn’t castrate you.”

Comments

[vwl.livejournal.com]

What, you mean The After Years? The thing with the plot of, "Seventeen years later, Cecil and Rosa have a kid with a stupid name, and Kain is still angsting"? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, SQUARE? I DON'T WANT TO BUY A PSP.

(Also, yes, PLZ SCAN.)

[greedy-lover.livejournal.com]

Indeed they are! Do you have a Wii? You can buy it on wii ware I believe. Other then that, I have no idea. I don't even know if the psp one will be released here D: I hope it will be. I grew up with this game. When I was little I watched the games while my brother played them so FF4 has been my all time favorite ff game since it's release in 1991 so I really would like the psp one. There's some videos of it on youtube. There's more Edge/Rydia goodness in it! They have a move together called broken heart! They'd better get those together or married in this one! I plan on cosplaying rydia one year.

Cryogenia has one of greed/ female!ed doujins scanned if you're friends with her :D

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

I am friends with her...I will have to look that scan up ^_^

[vwl.livejournal.com]

I do not have a Wii. :[ I am the only person in the world, I think.

I actually played FF4 for the first time when I was 17. XD I bought a SNES and a used cartridge of what was called Final Fantasy II the summer before I moved to college. It was my first FF and has forever been my love since then.

Admittedly, I've never been much of a Rydia/Edge fan. For some reason, I really shipped Rydia/Kain for a long time, but these days I don't really have one particular OTP from the series. (I'm overly fond of Kain/Edward, for some reason, though. XD) I wouldn't be terribly upset if Rydia and Edge got married, but my screen name is Rydia Highwind, so I might have to complain just on principle.... ;)

I will have to search Cryo's stash sometime! XD

[greedy-lover.livejournal.com]

It's all good XD We all have our pairings XD I once found an Edge/Edward fic XDD;; I was bit O.o when I saw it I admit XD But it's awesome to know that finally someone who loves ff 4 as much as me XD Most of my friends say it's the worst one ever ;_; 2 even said it'd never have a sequel though HAHA! to that XD You're so awesome for loving ff 4 so much though XD

[vwl.livejournal.com]

FF4 FOREVER~~~~

::FIST BUMP::

Mind if I add you to my flist? XD

[greedy-lover.livejournal.com]

YES gp right ahead.. And you write that Roy/ girl!ed fic I love too :DD Greatness to be had XDD

[vwl.livejournal.com]

MISTER SNUGGLES NOOOOO I haven't written in Mister Snuggles in 100 years. :[ The art of Roy/Ed is lost on me lately, I don't know what it is.

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

Oooh now I must write you a Kain/Ed or Ed/Kain fic I have only written them once and it was a friendship fic HERE (http://community.livejournal.com/fma_candiednuts/6516.html) So do you like Kain/Ed or Ed/Kain or does it not matter?

[vwl.livejournal.com]

LOL, I actually meant Kain Highwind and Edward von Muir from FF4. XDDD BUT THANK YOU that misunderstanding just made my day totally awesome. ♥

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

*blushes* glad I could make someones day *luffs on you* Would you like to make an FMA fic request?

[vwl.livejournal.com]

XD I like anything with girl!Ed. :3 Specifically with Ling or Greed or both. :D

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

*rubs chin in thought*

I think I could come up with something. I've been dying to write Ling and Ed for weeks now!! I've never done it so it will be fun to try...hopefully as fun as this one was to write...lol