INU: Sake Punch
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lynx212Title: Sake Punch
Fandom: Inuyasha
Pairing/Characters: Inuyasha/Bankotsu, Kouga/Miroku, Sesshoumaru
Genre: Romance/Humor AU
Words: 879
Rating: R
Summary: Inuyasha and Kouga wake up in rather unusual circumstances...
Fandom: Inuyasha
Pairing/Characters: Inuyasha/Bankotsu, Kouga/Miroku, Sesshoumaru
Genre: Romance/Humor AU
Words: 879
Rating: R
Summary: Inuyasha and Kouga wake up in rather unusual circumstances...
A/N: Written for iy_no_kakera at Livejournal
Well since he’s alive enough to be hungover he guessed all was well even if he didn’t recognize the room he was in. The place reeked of Sesshoumaru so he guessed they didn’t make it home and crashed at his brother’s place. There was a warm body beside him and as his hand traveled south everything seemed to be in order.
Long hair. Check
Nicely muscled back. Check.
Firm rear. Check.
Tail. Chec...
Tail? TAIL!
Inuyasha sat bolt upright in bed with his heart racing and his head refusing to turn so that his eyes could confirm what his nose was already telling him.
Kouga.
Why in Kami’s name was he in bed with Kouga? Upon second thought he didn’t want to know, he truly didn’t, but maybe it wasn’t as bad as it seemed maybe they just got hammered and passed out here... yeah that’s what probably happened. He flung back the covers, swung his legs to the side and two things happened at once.
He realized he was naked and a dull ache shot up his backside.
Pissed, confused and a whole host of other things he shoved Kouga hard and shouted his name. The wolf demon stirred around mumbling and groaning about not wanting to be awake until his nose must have kicked in and he realized he was in bed with Inuyasha.
He sat upright much like Inuyasha had done and the dog demon could tell from the muffled grunt and the look on his face that he had the same pain in his backside. He gave Inuyasha a wide eyed panicked look and Inuyasha shook his head.
“This looks bad Mutt-face. It looks really bad.”
“I know it does Flea-bag let’s just get our clothes on and go find the others.”
“We’re naked?!”
“Just shut your yap and get dressed. This is bad enough without you yelling it to the gods!”
Kouga grumbled but did as he was told. The two of them left the room in search of the other three people from their little impromptu little party. When all of the guest rooms were found to be empty they headed down the one hallway Inuyasha had prayed they didn’t have to search.
Kouga might not know where it led to but Inuyasha did and as the scent of Ban and Mir got stronger his stomach dropped. With nothing more than a fleeting glance at each other when they reached the double doors at the end of the hall, they each grabbed a handle before pushing it open.
The sight that greeted them left both canine demons passed out on the floor.
* * *
“Maybe that last bit was overboard,” Miroku mused as he peered over the foot of the bed at the men on the floor.
“It may have been but the looks on their faces were priceless.”
“I didn’t think they’d pass out like that... they haven’t come to their senses yet.”
“It serves them right,” Sesshoumaru said as he sat up between the two. “They shall think twice before acting so childishly again.”
“True but perhaps the one shock would have been enough, you know how badly it will screw with their heads for those two to think they slept together?”
“Yes I do,” Sesshoumaru said, “but not nearly as badly as the idea that both of you ended up in bed with me, if the unconscious forms in the doorway is anything to judge by.”
“Should we wake them up and tell them the truth?” Ban asked.
“Nah,” Miroku said as he stretched, “They are both too hard headed for that, if we clue them in too soon they won’t learn anything. I say we drag it out for at least a few days. Is that okay with you Sesshoumaru?”
“I care not, this promises to be amusing if nothing else.”
“So what are we doing until they wake up again?”
“I personally have no desire or reason to be up at this hour on a Saturday,” Sesshoumaru said as he reclined once more, “the two of you are free to do whatever you wish.”
Ban looked over the prone form of his lovers brother at Miroku and the man merely shrugged and said, “I don’t want to get up either. Do you?”
“No.”
They looked over at the clock reading a few minutes after 9am, then down at Sesshoumaru before they both decided to return to the positions they were in before the bedroom door was flung open.
So with Bankotsu under his left arm and Miroku draped across his chest, two humans and one former demon lord drifted off to sleep.
The sun streaming through the windows woke Inuyasha out of a sake induced sleep and magnified the headache rocketing through his skull. He had no idea what possessed him and Kouga to see how much they could drink before they actually started feeling drunk last night but that’s exactly what the two demons had done. The last thing Inuyasha remembered was telling Kouga that there was no way either of them would survive downing an entire bottle of Sesshoumaru’s prized sake in one go. He figured if the sake in and of itself didn’t kill them Sesshoumaru would for polishing off two bottles of the stuff without asking.
Well since he’s alive enough to be hungover he guessed all was well even if he didn’t recognize the room he was in. The place reeked of Sesshoumaru so he guessed they didn’t make it home and crashed at his brother’s place. There was a warm body beside him and as his hand traveled south everything seemed to be in order.
Long hair. Check
Nicely muscled back. Check.
Firm rear. Check.
Tail. Chec...
Tail? TAIL!
Inuyasha sat bolt upright in bed with his heart racing and his head refusing to turn so that his eyes could confirm what his nose was already telling him.
Kouga.
Why in Kami’s name was he in bed with Kouga? Upon second thought he didn’t want to know, he truly didn’t, but maybe it wasn’t as bad as it seemed maybe they just got hammered and passed out here... yeah that’s what probably happened. He flung back the covers, swung his legs to the side and two things happened at once.
He realized he was naked and a dull ache shot up his backside.
Pissed, confused and a whole host of other things he shoved Kouga hard and shouted his name. The wolf demon stirred around mumbling and groaning about not wanting to be awake until his nose must have kicked in and he realized he was in bed with Inuyasha.
He sat upright much like Inuyasha had done and the dog demon could tell from the muffled grunt and the look on his face that he had the same pain in his backside. He gave Inuyasha a wide eyed panicked look and Inuyasha shook his head.
“This looks bad Mutt-face. It looks really bad.”
“I know it does Flea-bag let’s just get our clothes on and go find the others.”
“We’re naked?!”
“Just shut your yap and get dressed. This is bad enough without you yelling it to the gods!”
Kouga grumbled but did as he was told. The two of them left the room in search of the other three people from their little impromptu little party. When all of the guest rooms were found to be empty they headed down the one hallway Inuyasha had prayed they didn’t have to search.
Kouga might not know where it led to but Inuyasha did and as the scent of Ban and Mir got stronger his stomach dropped. With nothing more than a fleeting glance at each other when they reached the double doors at the end of the hall, they each grabbed a handle before pushing it open.
The sight that greeted them left both canine demons passed out on the floor.
* * *
“Maybe that last bit was overboard,” Miroku mused as he peered over the foot of the bed at the men on the floor.
“It may have been but the looks on their faces were priceless.”
“I didn’t think they’d pass out like that... they haven’t come to their senses yet.”
“It serves them right,” Sesshoumaru said as he sat up between the two. “They shall think twice before acting so childishly again.”
“True but perhaps the one shock would have been enough, you know how badly it will screw with their heads for those two to think they slept together?”
“Yes I do,” Sesshoumaru said, “but not nearly as badly as the idea that both of you ended up in bed with me, if the unconscious forms in the doorway is anything to judge by.”
“Should we wake them up and tell them the truth?” Ban asked.
“Nah,” Miroku said as he stretched, “They are both too hard headed for that, if we clue them in too soon they won’t learn anything. I say we drag it out for at least a few days. Is that okay with you Sesshoumaru?”
“I care not, this promises to be amusing if nothing else.”
“So what are we doing until they wake up again?”
“I personally have no desire or reason to be up at this hour on a Saturday,” Sesshoumaru said as he reclined once more, “the two of you are free to do whatever you wish.”
Ban looked over the prone form of his lovers brother at Miroku and the man merely shrugged and said, “I don’t want to get up either. Do you?”
“No.”
They looked over at the clock reading a few minutes after 9am, then down at Sesshoumaru before they both decided to return to the positions they were in before the bedroom door was flung open.
So with Bankotsu under his left arm and Miroku draped across his chest, two humans and one former demon lord drifted off to sleep.
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