That was my thoughts exactly. Who the hell gets to write and approve this shit?
Like yeah my first thoughts when leaving the house to go about my day is to make sure I look as sexy and appealing as possible... wouldn't want that 73 year old lady that fixes my coffee at Starshmucks to lose her mad hard on for me... wtf >.< *ugh*
The original headlines range from overtly sexist to just freaking catty.
but now I know that I am doing something right. My son was reading the last couple of these over my shoulder and when we got to the coffee run one he says "And, how it this news?"
I also hate how they act like the actors/actresses aren't human. She's drinking Starbucks, a lot of people do. why would she not be comfy when getting it? Hell, I might even go in in my pj's to get some. They forget not only are they women, but all of these celebs are human (like George Clooney. This male celeb has a hot female!, how about this guy found a woman to share his life with)
I think the thing that offends me the most - and that's like saying there's a particularly smelly spot on a pile of turds - is the OH HORRORS A WOMAN WITHOUT MAKEUP bullshit. This is what our faces actually look like, sorry not sorry.
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Date: 2014-05-04 03:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-05-04 03:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-05-04 05:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-05-04 05:56 pm (UTC)Like yeah my first thoughts when leaving the house to go about my day is to make sure I look as sexy and appealing as possible... wouldn't want that 73 year old lady that fixes my coffee at Starshmucks to lose her mad hard on for me... wtf >.< *ugh*
I just wanna shake some sense into the world
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Date: 2014-05-04 06:26 pm (UTC)but now I know that I am doing something right. My son was reading the last couple of these over my shoulder and when we got to the coffee run one he says "And, how it this news?"
He so has a point there.
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Date: 2014-05-09 01:28 am (UTC)Your son rocks you have indeed done well my dear. Hug him for me!
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Date: 2014-05-05 04:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-05-09 01:31 am (UTC)Your point with the Clooney post was spot on! The made her seem like some sort of accessory... wtf?
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Date: 2014-05-05 05:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-05-09 01:32 am (UTC)THIS! COMMENT WIN BABE!
Yes how dare any of us leave the confines of our bell towers looking as we actually do... we must MUST put on our face *grumbles and curses*
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Date: 2014-05-06 07:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-05-09 01:33 am (UTC)None of this was noteworthy in the fucking least babe. Your point is an awesome one!
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Date: 2014-05-17 06:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-05-09 10:03 pm (UTC)A recent find of mine: "How to get a bikini body:" - Put a bikini on your body.
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Date: 2014-05-12 10:49 am (UTC)These just bugged the shit out of me. How is any of this even newsworthy? *sighs*