Fullmetal Alchemist || Roy/Ed || Sneak Attack I & II

[lynx212]

Title: Sneak Attack

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist

Characters: Roy/Ed

Verse: Roy/Ed

Author: Lynx212

Genre: Romance/Humor

Rating: T

Summary: Ed kicks off the weekend with a bang... much to Roy's dismay

Written for fandomwords100

Roy was happily pulling in his driveway on a Friday evening ready to start the weekend. He and Ed had no plans past sitting in front of the fireplace and letting life take it from there. He stepped out of the roadster, shut the door and was hit in the head with a snowball

It was cold, wet and left icy chunks dripping into his ear. As a shiver went down his spine while cold snow slid down his neck and into his collar he plotted Ed’s demise.

Two could play at this game. The weekend was far from over.

Title: Sneak Attack: II

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist

Characters: Roy/Ed

Verse: Roy/Ed

Author: Lynx212

Genre: Romance/Humor

Rating: T

Summary: Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Written for fandomwords100

Ed was on high alert.

Roy hadn’t said anything about him smacking him in the head with the snowball but he knew his lover well enough to know the incident had not been forgotten or forgiven. Roy was a Sneaky bastard and Ed loved that about him until it came to stuff like this.

Nightfall came; they ate dinner and drank wine. All was going smoothly.

Ed was in the bathroom stripping down for a shower when it happened.

Bent over with all his glory on display Roy hit Ed and his family jewels with icy redemption.

This meant war.

Comments

[vexed_wench]

HAHA The war of the snowballs , love it!

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

*heh heh* thank you my dear

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

They are such kids sometimes :D

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

They are and I love them this way.... never a dull moment!

[amethyst_koneko]

^_^ Roy, that was hitting below the belt and you know it! XD "Family jewels" made me laugh. :) Why that is funny I have no idea but it is! :D

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

LOL it was waaaaay below the belt Poor Ed and his jewels.

it made me laugh a lot too

[shell-mel.livejournal.com]

I can just imagine a very naked Edward chasing Roy in order to get him back for that. Hehehe

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

Oh yes indeed. There was no way Ed was taking that assault lying down ^_^


icon love

[evilchuckles.livejournal.com]

*snort*

There should be a photo of that.

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

OMG you are so right... I think I may go poke ca11iope for some fanart.... worth a shot. Her work is uber awesome!! ^_^

[ca11iope.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I still have to finish that FMA/Static Shock crossover line art, and a Roy/Maes artsy watercolour that's almost finished, and that Roy/Ed I previewed to you still needs retouching. . .

And RL suck big time at the moment, what with work being a bitch (exams), and the government legislating away my Charter rights, and the protest marches and all.

Patience?

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

*hugs* no worries if you can't and if the mood does strike you I am a very patient person... go on try to name another more patient person, I'll wait. *giggles*

Besides I have enough work related issues to keep me occupied (see current post) chances are this will eat my brain for a few days *sighs hard*

[kattrip033.livejournal.com]

LOL. This is greatness. I can't wait to see what Ed does to retaliate.