Fullmetal Alchemist || Roy/Ed/Russell || Problem Solved

Because early mornings should always come with a bit of humor, I bring you this OT3 short and a wish for you all to have a kick ass day!

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Claim: Roy/Ed/Russell
Prompt + Number: fight #006
Title:  Problem Solved
Words: 100
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Summary: Ed couldn't believe this (of all things) is what they were arguing about... 

“You are insane!”

“I beg to differ, the insane one is you.”

Ed looked back and forth between the two stunned that this, of all things, is what they choose to argue over.

“It belongs on the counter,” Roy stated firmly.

“It’s dairy, it belongs in the ice box,” Russell countered just as unmoving.

“You can’t spread it if it’s cold.”

“Well you can’t eat it if it’s gone bad.”

Back and forth they went until a transformed automail limb sliced through the object in question.

Ed put half in the icebox and left the other half on the counter.

Fullmetal Alchemist || Roy/Ed/Russell || Cool Down

Because my smut muse said, "Come on, you can do something a little naughty in 100 words..."

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Claim: Roy/Ed/Russell
Prompt + Number: ice #37
Title:  Cool Down
Words: 100
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Summary: Ed was a devious little shit but damn if he didn't have the best ideas…

Russell had announced he was taking a shower. The moment it cut off, Ed disappeared into the kitchen. The devious smirk on his face promised good things and Roy was all for it.

Ed reappeared with a cup of ice and said, “Give me ten minutes,” before going upstairs.

Those minutes ticked by like hours. After eight Roy said the hell with waiting and followed.

Two nude blondes on the bed.

Russell was on his stomach between Ed’s legs and Ed had an ice cube between his lips running it down Russell’s arching back.

Roy couldn’t get naked fast enough.