Inuyasha Drabble: Strawberries and Stilettos

Title: Strawberries and Stilettos
Fandom: Inuyasha
Pairing: Inu/Ban
Words: 299
Rating: M
Summary: Inuyasha walks in on quite the surprise. 
Written for vexed_wench and hpfangirl71 for the fandomwords100 Valentines Drab-a-Thon!

( He had a taste for something all right but it damn sure wasn’t the steak he had in mind on the drive home. )

Several quotes and a funny pic for S&G's ^_^

 
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.

If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein--it rejects it.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

So I did the only thing you can do when you are trapped in a corner: I chewed my way through the wall. (Scott Adams)