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Because every Monday morning needs fanfic if you ask me, so here's my contribution to the cause.

Title: Suspicion
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed/Russell, Riza
Words: 100
Rating: T
Warnings: Nada
Summary: Riza overhears something and her mind slips into the gutter.
X-posted to [livejournal.com profile] fanfic_bakeoff and [livejournal.com profile] fandomwords100


Riza was distributing the workload when she passed by Roy’s office door and heard...

“Wow… nice package.”

It was Russell’s voice. She always grew leery when either him or Ed were in there.

“I’m rather proud of it if I do say so myself.”

“It’s bigger than I thought it’d be.”

“You of all people should know it varies in size.”


Riza burst in to prevent them from getting lewd in the office but when her eyes fell on an ornately wrapped box on Roy’s desk she dropped the papers off and left.

She needed to get laid more often.


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Date: 2012-07-16 12:21 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] pandoraculpa.livejournal.com
First, you cut a hole in the box...

Sorry, couldn't resist! Knee-jerk reaction to this ficlet. XD Thanks for the grin this morning!

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Date: 2012-07-18 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
LOL you made me laugh so hard when I read your comment *giggles some more* thanks for returning the grin! *hugs*

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Date: 2012-07-16 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Poor Riza, I'm sure Winry or Sheska could help with that, or Havoc, or Maria Ross or... :P

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Date: 2012-07-18 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
LOL sounds like you have some requests to add to the list... Winry/Shez/Riza sounds interesting... with a voyeuristic Havoc...

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Date: 2012-07-18 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Yeah, I may have already added it to your list >.>

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Date: 2012-07-16 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilchuckles.livejournal.com
*snort*

I have a mind just like Riza in this so I can't blame her!

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Date: 2012-07-18 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
LOL my mind lives int he gutter so slide over and make room!!

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Date: 2012-07-16 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kattrip033.livejournal.com
LOL. Yes, Riza, you do.

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Date: 2012-07-18 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
She does and I have just the blonde to take care of that or her....

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Date: 2012-07-18 08:13 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2012-07-22 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hpfangirl71.livejournal.com
Oh I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's mind is always in the gutter... LOL... Poor Riza!! :D
Edited Date: 2012-07-22 03:42 am (UTC)

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