lynx212: (Al...Wah?)
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Title: Un-Merry Maid
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lynx212
Chars/Pairs: It would so ruin it if I told you...
Genres: Humor, smut from Al's POV
Warnings: If you know me, then this may surprise you, *heh heh* enjoy the ride! ^_^
Word Count: 645
Summary: Al was trying to be a nice sibling and ended up with more than he bargained for...
Note: I so forgot to post this in my Lj... shame on me. REPOST:  Had a brain fart... this is now in my Lj and not linking back to a locked community *face palm* I need about 5 more days off work... Yeesh



I was cleaning our apartment when I decided to be a nice little brother and clean your room as well.

I found books, notes strewn about, empty glasses and nothing shocking until… until the unmistakable sight of a used condom came into view.

Now I was no prude but it made my mind whirl… who was it? Who was the person you had shared your body with in this manner?
Was it Winry? As I thought on that I could see you ripping away that sinfully inadequate black tube top she wears nearly every day allowing pert full breasts topped with rose colored nipples into view.

But as that scenario played out in my head I saw her hitting you with a wrench and thought… no, it couldn’t be her you might like it rough but that’s a little too rough.

Then I thought about that Rose girl that had the hots for you and wondered if she’d left Lior and all its religious hang-ups behind to pursue you and things much more carnal than her previous world allowed. I could see her head tossed back in ecstasy as her legs wrapped around your waist. But even as that image sprang to mind I thought… no, it couldn’t be her either. She has too much baggage… not your type even for a quick roll in the hay.

As I eyed the used and undoubtedly sticky item, large brown eyes and a military uniform sprang to mind and I thought Sciezska! It could easily be her because even the blind could see she admired you inside and out. You two worked closely together at one point and I could see this being a case of resolving old sexual tension. I bet she’d be a handful under the sheets and she has a fabulous ass I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on at some point myself. It’s always the quiet one’s you have to watch out for anyway.

Having decided that was who it had to be I went on my merry way so I was woefully unprepared for what I walked in on two weeks later when I my boss let me off work early for the day.

Hawkeye.

Riza Hawkeye.

My brother and Riza Hawkeye were fucking on our sofa and I was so shocked and fascinated by what I was seeing I couldn’t move… hell I think I forgot how to breathe.

You were seated on our couch with your pants around your ankles as she straddled your lap… naked as the day she was born. You had your hands on her ample hips and she was riding you for all she was worth as you said things to her that had us both blushing to hear.

I don’t know who was more lost to the exchange me or Riza because when your fingers clamped down on her hips just before you thrust hard upwards, I was close to crying out your name when she did. You looked up into a sweat dampened face contorted in pleasure and told her that if she was a good girl and came for you, you’d fuck her again tonight.

When she came hard and loud, panting and screaming your name as she slammed her body down on your cock, I had to fight to stay on my feet.

I didn’t slink away until I saw you tumble over the edge behind her.

Once out in the light of the afternoon sun I had to catch my breath.

I don’t regret anything that lead up to this moment but I’d be damned if I’d ever clean your room again or come home from work early without be real nice and noisy. This was hard for me to wrap my brain around and I now had more vivid imagery than my mind and dick could ever hope to handle.



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Date: 2012-06-25 04:02 pm (UTC)
vexed_wench: (Default)
From: [personal profile] vexed_wench
Poor Al ;)

I love when you pull Ed/Riza out of your hat.

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Awww... thanks babe these two are growing on me more and more.

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:13 am (UTC)
vexed_wench: (Default)
From: [personal profile] vexed_wench
It is good to have a het couple to fall back on when needed. Plus Rare pairs are fun :)

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
LOL indeed they are... I had a ultra rare threesome pop into my head on the way to the gym tonight.

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:15 am (UTC)
vexed_wench: (Cheer leader)
From: [personal profile] vexed_wench
Oh I am looking forward to seeing it.

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Date: 2012-06-25 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheshirejin.livejournal.com
Still awesome, hot, and funny!

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Thank you my dear I do try...
Edited Date: 2012-06-27 01:13 am (UTC)

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Date: 2012-06-25 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shinelumiere.livejournal.com
yes, sharing the pairing on that one would spoil the fun of it all.

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
*Giggles* I figured it would. I wanted readers to be as shocked as Al was ^_^
Edited Date: 2012-06-27 01:13 am (UTC)

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Date: 2012-06-25 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexkitten426.livejournal.com
I was certainly not expecting it to be Riza - I was kinda expecting Roy, actually.

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
*heh heh* now you see why I didn't name the pairing... would totally ruin it!

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Date: 2012-06-25 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] straightcogar.livejournal.com
What Al doesn't know: Ed fucked all those other girls already and is just working his way down the list!

People I'm going to fuck when this is over:
1.Winry
2.Rose
3.Sheska
4.Riza
5.Maria
6.Claire
7.Paninya
8.General Hot Lips (Armstrong)
9.Riza's cock-hungry friend (Rebecca)
10...........................................................................................theBastard.............maybe...................yes.

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Date: 2012-06-25 06:13 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
HOT DAMN I LOVE YOUR LIST!!

*commits it to memory* My muse may get around to this...

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Date: 2012-06-25 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nochick-fics.livejournal.com
Wow.

I never thought I'd be into Ed/Riza, but I definitely don't hate it, either.

Very nice. :D

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Thank you my dear I have written them as a couple a few times and they grow on me a little bit more each time...

This is my first smutting of them though... they are the only couple that my muse wants to portray as down right romancey and sensual... was shocked when it finally let me show them getting it on!

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Date: 2012-06-25 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ca11iope.livejournal.com
Holy crap! I need an emergency cold shower! *stumbles towards the bathroom*

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
*follows you into bathroom*

^_^

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Date: 2012-06-25 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
I still love this <33

*Runs off to poke you om FB*

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
LOL thanks babe... the poke war was a riot!! LOVED IT!

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Date: 2012-06-25 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffee-gyrl.livejournal.com
Very cute and sexy. I love the line "its the quiet ones you have to watch out for". LOL very Al to realize that.

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Thank you! So glad you snoyed it this was my first time writing these two in a sexual situation. Couldn't help scarring Al for life while doing so ^_^

*icon love*

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Date: 2012-06-26 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patheticnemesis.livejournal.com
My god, what a lady killer our Ed is. Al and Riza weren't the only ones blushing, I can assure you ;)
(and did I notice some Elricesty undertones? or am I just a hopeless case?)

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Date: 2012-06-27 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
*heh heh* glad you enjoyed it my dear... and yes there may have been a slight peppering of Elricest in there. Glad someone noticed it ^_^

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