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Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
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Chars/Pairs: Roy/Ed/Russell/Jean
Genres: Smut... just plain smut
Rating: NC-17 / M
Warnings: *heh heh* enjoy the ride!
Word Count: 3,184
Summary: It's that time of year again... yup, it's Roy's birthday and Russell and Ed have the perfect gift in mind.
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When Jean woke up a few moments ago he was convinced that he’d just awakened from the dream to end all dreams when he heard, “Good morning Lieutenant.”
Cracking open sleep heavy eyes he looked around at three smirking faces. Once he saw them, the memories that kicked off a night he’d never forget assaulted his mind.
…...and to think before two blonds invited him over for coffee it had promised to be yet another uneventful Friday night.
“Are the two of you trying to get me killed?”
“No,” both young blonds insisted in unison.
“Maimed?”
“No.”
“Fired maybe?”
“No, no, no,” Ed grumbled. “We’re not trying to do any of that.”
“Then what are you trying to do because what you’re proposing sure sounds like a good way for me to end up missing a very vital and much loved organ of mine. That’s after he’s done roasting my ass that is.”
“I’m telling you it’s not like that at all, trust us,” Russell said trying to assure Havoc.
“I mean if we were all honest each of us have made some sort of joking commentary at some point in time about including you and well… here recently it’s been less of a joke and more of a… desire.”
Jean Havoc could have died where he sat.
Sure, initially he had thought his commander in chief to have lost his mind when he began his much mumbled about relationship with the two blonds. However, after a while he realized Roy had it made and was truly one lucky, much loved and thoroughly sated man.
There wasn’t a sighted soul in Central that didn’t consider Roy Mustang a sexy bastard regardless of what team they batted for. Add to that, two blonds that were as intelligent, good looking and sexually charged as Ed and Russell were and you had a combination dreams were made of.
That being said even though Jean had jerked off to the idea more times than he would admit to he’d never really considered making it a reality.
…and to be honest he had a hard time believing this opportunity had knocked on his door and fallen in his lap.
“If this is all true you guys, why isn’t Roy here with you? Why did you ask me over here the one night I know he has a late meeting?”
“It’s a surprise,” Russell replied, “at least we want it to be.”
“A surprise?”
“Yes a surprise. His birthday is in a few days and sure parties and shit are nice but we like to…” Ed stalled when he saw the faraway look in Jean’s eyes. “Are you alright Lieutenant?”
Jean was far from alright. He was trying very hard to wrap his brain around what he was hearing. Were two of the hottest people in Central trying to tell him that he was going to be Roy Mustang’s birthday gift? They had to be yanking his chain.
“Guys I know you love a good prank but this is…”
“This isn’t a prank,” Russell said looking rather offended. “I thought I told you that.”
“You did but…”
“And I told you this talking shit would take forever and we should just handle it my way,” Ed said as he stood up and peeled out of his coat.
“I guess you were right Ed. His skull is thicker than I thought it would be,” Russell sighed.
“Well let’s just hope other things are just as thick,” Ed replied with a devilish smirk.
With that wicked look firmly in place Ed walked up to Jean and the man swallowed so hard the neighbors probably heard it. Without further ado, Ed straddled Jean’s lap, grabbed his face and proceeded to kiss him in a manner that made his toes curl. When Ed pulled back Russell walked up behind Jean, ran his finger through his hair, over his shoulders and down into his uniform jacket.
If that wasn’t enough, Ed rocked his hips forward just as Russell’s warm lips latched onto his neck and Jean Havoc was certain this was his last day on earth. If this situation didn’t kill him Roy Mustang would because even though it had just begun he’d already lost the will power to stop it.
“You do want us, don’t you Lieutenant?” Ed asked in an innocent voice that completely belied that fact he was sitting on Jean lap rolling his hips after kissing him senseless.
Russell’s hand were moving steadily lower and when he felt his belt being undone he knew is fate was sealed.
If that didn’t do it, Roy walking in certainly did the trick.
“I… you see Chief… I was…”
“You were what, Lieutenant? About to kiss Ed?”
“No…no… I was…”
“You were about to let Russell undress you?”
“No… I… I… fuck it, just kill me quickly, no fire please.”
“Now why would I do that when it looks like the fun was just about to get started?”
Jean’s eyes went wide as he looked from the blonds that were molesting him to the man that had just walked in.
“Are you seriously ok with this?”
“We kept trying to tell you,” Russell sighed out as he unbuttoned Jean’s shirt.
“Like I said before,” Ed replied, “Let’s just hope other things are just as thick.”
“I have to admit I’ve wondered myself,” Roy says as he shrugged out of his coat and hung it on the rack. “I’m guessing if you two keep that up we won’t have to wait long to find out.”
“So I’m not dying today?” Jean asked wanting a little more reassurance.
“Not by my hands but I can’t promise you a round with all three of us won’t do you in regardless.” Roy replied before clearing his throat and two out of three blond heads look over at Roy, “Am I correct in assuming this was the early gift you left a note about in my lunch box?”
Nods in unison are the only reply.
“Well in that case I say we move this show into the living room where I can sit back and enjoy it.”
“Your favorite wine is on ice,” Russell said.
“I was gonna fix desert but decided to be dessert instead,” Ed said as he looked over his shoulder at Roy, “Hope you’re not disappointed.”
“Not in the least Edo,” Roy said as he approached the trio.
He looked over Ed’s shoulder down at the bulge in Jean’s uniform pants then up to the Lieutenant. A smirk paints Roy’s face before he says, “This promises to be fun don’t you think, Jean?”
Jean nodded having lost the ability to speak as Ed slithered his way off his lap. Russell came to stand beside him and the twin looks of wickedness were sure to be etched in his mind for the rest of his life. Wine bottle and two glasses in hand Roy strode off toward the living room with Ed, Russell and Jean trailing behind him.
Once there Ed moved the coffee table so there was nothing but plush carpet between the sofa and the loveseat. Jean had no idea what to do next and it must have been written all over his face.
“Relax, Jean,” Roy said as he poured wine into the two glasses. “Something tells me they have it all worked out and we’re just along for the ride.”
Roy handed the man a glass of wine and smiled as Russell came to stand in front of him and Ed moved in front of Jean.
“On or off?” They asked the respective men in unison.
When Roy said off Jean answered the same and the two younger blonds wasted no time putting their plan in motion. With an index finger on their chest they pushed the older men backwards until they got the message and sat down, Roy on the loveseat and Jean on the sofa.
Turning on their heels the blonds then faced each other. Russell looked down at Ed and kissed him in a way that had Jean taking a sip of his wine just so he could swallow the lump that had formed in his throat. Once the two were done exchanging tongue Ed ran his hands down Russell’s chest, unbuttoned his shirt before he started unbuckling Russell’s belt.
Jean watched in fascination as the two blondes stripped each other. He didn’t know how to react to what he was seeing. He was no Roy Mustang, but he was a military man so he’s seen his fair share of action between the sheets.
That being said, he couldn’t ever recall being as turned on by any of that as he was watching Ed and Russell divest each other of clothing. Plus, watching the way Roy sucked his bottom lip in and ran a hand over the front of his pants as he took in the scene before them both was pretty fucking hot too.
Naked as the day they were born with the exception of Ed’s right glove the two turned to Jean and again asked, “On or off?”
When Jean said off the duo advanced on him. Dropping to their knees they started with Jean’s boots and worked until he was as naked as they were.
Ed was sliding his hands over the tops of Jean’s thighs when Jean grabbed his gloved hand and said, “You can take it off. I… I want to feel it.”
Ed gave him a startled look before the smirk he’d been wearing most of the day returned and he looked at Russell, “I guess you aren’t the only one with this fetish.”
Russell flushed a bit and Roy just chuckled but that sound died off as he watched Jean remove Ed’s glove with his teeth. He couldn’t help but think his birthday week was kicking off with a bang. It got even better when the blondes asked him the question of the evening and he replied with, “Off of course. My pants have felt a little restrictive since the moment I walked in.”
Jean had never sat nude in a room with three other people before in his life and if someone had asked him yesterday if he ever thought he would do something like this he would have said hell no. It seemed like something that would have been too awkward and embarrassing for his liking.
At the moment you couldn’t have paid Jean enough cens to be anywhere else.
Once Roy was undressed he kissed them both and they wasted no time crossing the room again. Jean was surprised they didn’t spend more time making over Roy and the puzzlement must have shown on his face.
“I will join in soon enough Lieutenant, but there are times when it’s more fun to enjoy a good show… now is one of those times.”
“What he really means,” Russell said as he kissed his way up Jean’s bare leg “is that he’s a voyeur.”
“Well that too,” Roy chuckled as he sipped on his wine.
Ed and Russell started tugging on Jeans arms and when they got him in the floor he thought Roy’s birthday show was going to be over. Warm moist lips and exploring hands seemed to be everywhere at once and Jean was struggling not to blow his load.
“You boys might want to let him breath for a moment,” Roy said from his position on the loveseat with his wine in one hand and his erection in the other. “I don’t think he wants to cum just yet.”
Twin pouts looked from Roy down to Jean and Jean broke, “Maybe if you just stuck to mouths or hands and not both for a little while?”
Pouts morphed into to smirks in an instant. Moving down Jean’s body the two of them began to give Jean what could only be described as a lick job. With Ed on one side and Russell on the other Jean looked down his flushed, naked body and watched the most erotic sight he’d ever seen. Using nothing but their tongues the two of them were sending sensations through Jean’s cock he hadn’t thought possible.
Eyes closed, back arching, fingers clenching Jean decided if the reaper came for him now he’d die a happy man.
A few licks away from orgasm both mouths disappeared from his cock and one moved down his body as the other one moved up.
Everything melted into a wondrous blur of sensation and the next thing Jean was lucidly aware of being lead up the stairs. He’s visited the three men many times but he hadn’t seen their bedroom since he helped them move in. The room had been modified making it much larger than he remembered and in the center sat one of the largest beds Jean had ever seen. He would have called it excessive if he didn’t have firsthand experience with what they could do with that kind of room.
When Russell pushed him back on the bed Jean was going to say something but a naked Roy Mustang straddling his lap made his brain shut off and his dick throb. His heart was pounding so hard he was certain Roy could hear it and when he looked into those obsidian eyes he knew he was a ruined man.
“My my,” Roy began as he pressed his body a little closer to Jean’s, “I didn’t realize you were this attracted to me Lieutenant.”
Jean couldn’t respond but he thought that how could anyone with the gift of sight not be? Working with him only made it that much worse.
When Jean’s only response was his dick throbbing against Roy’s thigh the other man leaned forward and kissed him. Firm, hot pressure that turned into a passionate swapping of tongues the moment Jean parted his lips. Hands roamed over shoulders and fingers nails raked own backs and by the time they parted Jean felt like he’d been caught in some lust driven storm.
The sound of a cap opening and a long drawn out moan from his right caused the two men to look away from each other to follow the noise. Ed was pouring some sort of oil down Russell’s back and from the sound of things Russell was enjoying this act immensely.
Roy leaned forward and whispered, “You’re in going to love this part,” before he moved to get off Jean’s lap. How Roy managed to make it feel as if he was wrapping himself around Jean as he was moving away and letting go Jean would never understand but wasn’t lucid enough to question it.
He watched as Roy slid pale fingers down Russell back and over his side as Ed trailed two fingers of his right hand down Russell’s spine and over the curve of his ass. It didn’t take much of this to make Russell incoherent and when Jean gave Roy a puzzled look Roy said, “He’s a little sensitive.” When Jean didn’t move Ed grabbed his hand and directed it Russell’s hip. The trembling Jean felt had him wanting to test out just how sensitive Russell was.
Very was the conclusion he came to and the sounds alone were driving him mad. But in all fairness to Russell who wouldn’t be a wanton mess with six hands rubbing them all over?
Somewhere along the way they all ended up oiled up and all but slithering around each other and there wasn’t a still hand or an unused set of lips to be found. Jean was kissing Roy again and whoever had his cock down their throat was doing a fabulous job using their tongue. A hand snaked over his hip and slid down to cup his balls causing him to moan in Roy’s mouth.
An automail finger was circling his left nipple as he kissed his way down Roy’s neck. On his way back up he sucked the man’s earlobe into his mouth the sound that brought forth brought told him regardless of what did or didn’t happen he was cumming soon.
“So Lieutenant, are you ready?”
Jean was but he wasn’t. He’d never gotten this involved with a man before and as curious (not to mention horny) as he was he was still a bit nervous.
Regardless, wild boars couldn’t stop him from seeing this through so with that decided he answered, “More than ready.”
“Good because I… “Roy’s breath hitched in his throat and when Jean looked down Russell’s hand had disappeared between the cleft of Roy’s cheeks. When the wrist attached to that hand rotated a bit Roy let out a noise that made Jean’s balls tighten. When lust glazed eyes finally opened back up Roy said, “I’m glad because I don’t think I want to wait any longer. I… I want to feel that thick cock of yours inside my body now.”
Jean’s heart stopped.
When all of this kicked off he assumed he’d be on the other end of this exchange. Once he could get his brain to operate his mouth he asked, “Are you sure, Chief?”
Eyes the shade of midnight that were glazed over in lust looked at Jean and their owner said, “Don’t make me ask you to fuck me twice.”
It took every ounce of willpower Jean had not to cum that instant.
Ed wasted no pulling him far enough away from Roy to make lubing up his anxious cock possible and watching Russell use his fingers and mouth to turn Roy into a simpering pile of aching flesh was entertainment at its finest. When Jean finally slid into Roy’s prone writhing body it was ecstasy.
Pure unadulterated ecstasy.
He was too lost in sensation to register much but he could feel fingers roaming over his sweat dampened skin and moved within Roy. When Jean’s pace quickened a hand slid in-between their bodies, a few strokes later Roy’s back arched and when he came his body clenching around Jean’s cock took Jean over the edge too.
They collapsed in a sated heap for a few moments before separating. The blonds rolled him on his back and the fact that they’re used their tongues to lick Roy’s cum off his chest and stomach had his dick trying to wake up again already.
It was in the wee hours of the night before the four of them gave into exhaustion and sleep.
…and that was how Jean’s weekend of wonder began.
“See I told you we didn’t kill him,” Ed said as he sat up and stretched.
“True we didn't, but he did go incoherent there for a bit,” Russell added.
“Look who’s talking,” Ed snickered and Russell hit him in the face with a pillow.
“I hope you’re well rested Lieutenant,” Roy said with a smile as he slid what felt like oil slicked fingers down Jean’s backside.
Jean was rested, ready and willing. Turnabout was fair play after all and Jean had a feeling if he played his cards right he’d get plenty of turns with all three of them before the weekend was up.
Roy’s birthday just became Jean's favorite holiday.
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Date: 2012-05-27 01:53 pm (UTC)Roy Mustang is a lucky man...
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Date: 2012-05-25 07:01 am (UTC)Write more of them together!!!!!!
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Date: 2012-05-27 06:39 pm (UTC)*All Havoc icons are love*
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Date: 2013-05-25 03:05 pm (UTC)This was a fun write. I think Jean will become a frequent addition to the trio....