lynx212: (Roy/Edo hug)
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Title: The Visitor - 2/10
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Verse: Jasper Arc
Characters: Roy/Ed
Author: Little ole me ^_^
Genre: Romance/Humor... maybe a little smut before the series is over
Words: 100
Rating: T
Summary: A blast from Roy's past comes to visit... Ed's liable to send him home in pieces.
A/N: This is the second part of The Jasper Arc. Written for [livejournal.com profile] fandomwords100 ^_^



“Calm down Ed he’s only going to be here for a couple of weeks.”

“He won’t live that long,” Ed sneered as he pulled out a frying pan and slammed it down on the stove.

“Jasper doesn’t mean to insult you, it’s just how he is.”

“Headless is how he’s going to fucking be if he says one more comment like yesterday!”

Jasper chose then to breeze into the kitchen, “Oh look he cooks too, how adorable!”

It took Ed counting backwards from a hundred before Roy would let him go.

It was going to be a long two weeks.




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Date: 2012-05-16 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
Roy really shouldn't get in the way, Ed will not thank him for it if he tries to stop him from killing Jasper :P

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Date: 2012-05-22 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
LOL Jasper is treading on some seriously thin ice.

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Date: 2012-05-16 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxquintessence.livejournal.com
I must be very tired or very mentally screwed up because every time I read this title I think : WTF?!?! Ed is getting his period.

I've had that thought multiple times, which clearly shows that I'm getting daft.

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Date: 2012-05-22 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO!!!

I hadn't thought of that when I picked the title but now it's going to be all I think of every time I post a section... *hugs on you*

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Date: 2012-05-22 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxquintessence.livejournal.com
I bet Ed would like Jasper to bleed for a week and then leave :)

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Date: 2012-05-17 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kattrip033.livejournal.com
A very long two weeks...every moment of which I will enjoy reading about. ^_^

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Date: 2012-05-22 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Awww thank you chic a dee I hope I don't disappoint you. ^_^

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Date: 2012-05-22 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kattrip033.livejournal.com
You're welcome! I'm sure you won't. ^_^

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Date: 2012-05-22 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
*blushes*

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Date: 2012-05-17 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damnationschild.livejournal.com
Two weeks is quite the while to entertain a house guest (or pest in Ed's case). Let's hope Roy-boy can keep the peace(by this I so mean keep Ed sedated with sex) until Jasper's departure. then again I can just imagine Jasper walking past and saying "Oh and he gives head, what a sweetheart!"

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Date: 2012-05-22 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
*snickers*

You are a trip my dear (by this I so mean keep Ed sedated with sex)

I think I may end up using that sweetheart line...

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Date: 2012-05-26 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damnationschild.livejournal.com
Oh by all means please do!^^

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Date: 2012-05-17 02:14 am (UTC)
amethyst_koneko: (Ed beating up Ling - DO NOT TAKE!!)
From: [personal profile] amethyst_koneko
tisk. Jasper really seems to want to die. Ya know, Jasper, there are less painful ways of doing that other than having Ed beat you to a pulp! :)

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Date: 2012-05-22 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Poor thing has no idea how closely he's dancing with death... Ed is not a man to be trifled with... even if he's pint sized *runs from a pissed Ed*

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Date: 2012-05-17 05:23 am (UTC)
vexed_wench: (Default)
From: [personal profile] vexed_wench
Poor Ed but so HAHAHAHAH

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Date: 2012-05-22 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
LOL Jasper is asking for it isn't he.

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Date: 2012-05-17 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shinelumiere.livejournal.com
I agree with Amethyst, Jasper seems to have a death wish, really.

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Date: 2012-05-22 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
He does even if he doesn't realize it... Ed may just skin him alive.

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Date: 2012-05-18 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hpfangirl71.livejournal.com
I think Roy better have a talk with Jasper so he knows what phrases NOT to use around Ed!! LOL

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Date: 2012-05-22 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
LOL Roy needs to just give ole Jasper a list so he doesn't end up headless...

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Date: 2012-06-05 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazylamia.livejournal.com
Is Jasper really so clueless or plain stupid? I can't decide.

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