FMA: Snowed In
Sep. 4th, 2011 11:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lynx212Title: Snowed In
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lynx212
Pairing: Surprise
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Genre: Humor/Smut
Rating: R
Warning: Uh it's me so enter at your own risk, all while expecting the unexpected...lol
Words: 333
A/N: Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hentai_contest
Riza was sitting on her couch sipping hot chocolate watching it snow. She was just about to pick up the books she’s been reading when the phone rang.
“Riza Hawkeye.”
“I’m so happy you’re home.”
“Roy?”
“Yes, can you... can you do me a favor?”
Riza sighed and rolled her eyes, “Did you get in a mess again, Sir?”
“Well you see I would have been prepared under normal circumstances but with the snow and all...”
“Is Edward ready to behead you again?”
“Yes... they all are to be honest.”
“All?”
“Well Havoc and Fuery were here for our weekly card game and of course Al came over to get Ed before the weather got to bad and...”
“Did you say Al?”
“Yes. As in Ed’s brother the one...”
“I know full well who he is, Sir. I’ll be right there and this time I’ll bring you a larger supply.”
“Thank you so much Lieutenant I owe you one.”
“You owe me a dozen, but I think you have something that will get you out of debt. I’ll be there as soon as I stop at the store and I’ll have Helen with me.”
Roy shut off the speaker phone and turned to look at four shocked but happy faces.
“Sonuvabitch you really did it!”
“Yes I told you I knew the proper angle,” Roy said as he leered at a panting, naked and hard as steel Alphonse.
Kain licked the inside of a restrained Al’s bare thigh and the moan he let out was almost enough to be everyone’s undoing.
“So you think she’ll play once she gets here,” Ed asked as he wiggled out from under Havoc and crawled over to Roy. “She is bringing a friend and the lube after all.”
“Yes on the lube but no on the friend, Helen is a thing.”
Lust clouded amber eyes looked at him in confusion and Roy merely locked eyes with Al and asked, “Are you familiar with the concept of pegging?”
Author:
lynx212Pairing: Surprise
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Genre: Humor/Smut
Rating: R
Warning: Uh it's me so enter at your own risk, all while expecting the unexpected...lol
Words: 333
A/N: Written for
hentai_contestRiza was sitting on her couch sipping hot chocolate watching it snow. She was just about to pick up the books she’s been reading when the phone rang.
“Riza Hawkeye.”
“I’m so happy you’re home.”
“Roy?”
“Yes, can you... can you do me a favor?”
Riza sighed and rolled her eyes, “Did you get in a mess again, Sir?”
“Well you see I would have been prepared under normal circumstances but with the snow and all...”
“Is Edward ready to behead you again?”
“Yes... they all are to be honest.”
“All?”
“Well Havoc and Fuery were here for our weekly card game and of course Al came over to get Ed before the weather got to bad and...”
“Did you say Al?”
“Yes. As in Ed’s brother the one...”
“I know full well who he is, Sir. I’ll be right there and this time I’ll bring you a larger supply.”
“Thank you so much Lieutenant I owe you one.”
“You owe me a dozen, but I think you have something that will get you out of debt. I’ll be there as soon as I stop at the store and I’ll have Helen with me.”
Roy shut off the speaker phone and turned to look at four shocked but happy faces.
“Sonuvabitch you really did it!”
“Yes I told you I knew the proper angle,” Roy said as he leered at a panting, naked and hard as steel Alphonse.
Kain licked the inside of a restrained Al’s bare thigh and the moan he let out was almost enough to be everyone’s undoing.
“So you think she’ll play once she gets here,” Ed asked as he wiggled out from under Havoc and crawled over to Roy. “She is bringing a friend and the lube after all.”
“Yes on the lube but no on the friend, Helen is a thing.”
Lust clouded amber eyes looked at him in confusion and Roy merely locked eyes with Al and asked, “Are you familiar with the concept of pegging?”
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Date: 2011-09-04 05:13 pm (UTC)You had me at a bound Al.
*whispers* What's pegging?
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Date: 2011-09-05 02:13 pm (UTC)*icon love btw*
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Date: 2011-09-05 02:05 pm (UTC)i believe my icon says it all.....
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Date: 2011-09-06 01:07 pm (UTC)BTW, can I take Riza's place please?? ♥
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Date: 2011-10-27 04:50 pm (UTC).......
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lol. I cannot possibly think of words complimentary enough so I'm emoting!
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Date: 2011-11-29 01:54 am (UTC)icon love ^_^