FMA: AIA: The Pair and The Knockers

[lynx212]

Title: Adventures In Alchemy: The Pair
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Words: 100
Characters: Mainly Roy/Ed but some others too ^_^
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Summary/Other Info: The two recently altered men go to Al for help
A/N: Still blaming nomdeplume13 for this

The walk to the Elric home was a silent and tense one. Both men had their coats pulled tight around them as they moved down the street hunched over. When they arrived Al greeted them but noticed something wrong.

When Ed took off his jacket it became obvious.

As the brother’s talked about the unfortunate incident Al noticed Roy’s absence, “Where is the General?”

Ed snorted and replied with, “Where would you be if you’d just spouted a nice pair.”

Al’s face flushed at the imagery that sprang to mind, he’d never be able to look at Roy the same.

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Title: Adventures In Alchemy: The Knockers
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Words: 100
Characters: Mainly Roy/Ed but some others too ^_^
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Summary/Other Info: Al and Ed are still trying to process the change but Roy is else wise occupied...


After two cups of coffee Al grew worried about the still absent General and sent Ed after him. Ed knocked on the bathroom door and when Roy didn’t answer Ed shouted, “Quit enjoying it you Bastard, before you piss fate off and we’re stuck with boobs!”

The door flew open, Roy yanked Ed inside and Alphonse tried to pretend like this wasn’t warping him in some way.

“I’m nothing if not an opportunist love. It would be a shame to let this pass us by.”

Golden eyes stared at Roy in disbelief as the meaning of those words sunk in.

Comments

[baroqueangel.livejournal.com]

Sounds about right for Roy XD At least we know what will kill him, too much sex ;)

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

*giggles* ya know? If these two would fall victim to anything out of the ordinary it would be something as hedonistic as this...lol

[seatbeltdrivein.livejournal.com]

*drool* Omg RoyEd yuri? That does sound nice. And LOL at Roy 'examining' himself. I bet he has huge knockers!

Still enjoying these! ^^

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

LOL thanks little lady. I hadn't thought about the fact the boobs kinda makes it yuri too *rofl* If anyone would lock himself in the bathroom to cop a feel I think it would be Roy ^_^ Glad you are enjoying these...a few more to come

[salomesensei.livejournal.com]

Awesomely LOL. Encore encore!

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

*giggles* thanks babe ^_^

icon love

[nochick-fics.livejournal.com]

Okay, the title "The Knockers" had me giggling like a fool before I even started reading.

This is HILARIOUS!!! I insist you continue this (complete with a little... experimentation... >.>)

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

Your wish is my command dear lady!! *kisses hand* I shall have more up today ^_^

[evilchuckles.livejournal.com]

Alphonse tried to pretend like this wasn't warping him in some way.

Brilliant!

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

*heh heh heh* thank you my dear ^_^

[lazylamia.livejournal.com]

The key is to find the bright side of bad situation - so now Roy is examining his new assets

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

LOL Roy is definitely one to look for the silver lining...even if it is inside Ed's shirt...*giggles*

[ca11iope.livejournal.com]

I'd like to know just what this 'accident' was, because I'm sure as hell that it's all Mustang's fault.

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

LOL when the series is done I think I will go back an tell how our dynamic duo got into this situation...

[ca11iope.livejournal.com]

Dynamic duo LOL. That sure brings back memories. TV Batman. Original crack fiction any way you want to look at it. :)

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

*POW* *BAM* *SMACK*

LOL I loved that show ^_^ Still watch it from time to time for ole times sake