The Muddle Puddle

Title: Fate's Bitch
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Verse: OneShots
Pairing/Characters: Ed, Roy, Ed/Winry, Ed/Russell
Words: 300
Rating: R
Warnings:Mentions of Mpreg
Summary: Roy tries to console Ed but doubts there's enough liquor in Amestris to help the blond out of the mess he's in.
Written for fanfic_bakeoff and I am so blaming kyofujimiya for this... 

( Edward Elric had the worst fucking luck of any unfortunate soul on the planet. )

 Title: Pushing Past the Lines
Characters/Pairing: Ed/Winry,  Pinako
Author: lynx212
Words: 2,618
Rating: MA 
Summary: Winry watched Ed leave the room and Pinako just shook her head. A person didn’t live as long as she had without being able to sense trouble brewing a mile away.
Disclaimer: I make no claims of ownership even if that fact makes me sniffle.
A/N: Dedicated to my pal vexed_wench  who put this wonder plot bunny in my head *hugs on her*


( She leaned forward so her bare breasts brushed his arm and said, “You’re the genius Ed, I’m sure you can figure it out.” )