Fullmetal Alchemist || Ed, Roy || Fate's Bitch

Title: Fate's Bitch
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Verse: OneShots
Pairing/Characters: Ed, Roy, Ed/Winry, Ed/Russell
Words: 300
Rating: R
Warnings:Mentions of Mpreg
Summary: Roy tries to console Ed but doubts there's enough liquor in Amestris to help the blond out of the mess he's in.
Written for fanfic_bakeoff and I am so blaming kyofujimiya for this... 

( Edward Elric had the worst fucking luck of any unfortunate soul on the planet. )