Random News: Lynx's Two For One special

 Spelling Errors and Wrong Notes - San Francisco

A man walked into the downtown Bank of America and on the back of a deposit slip wrote, "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, the man began to worry that someone may have seen him write the note and might call the police before he could reach the teller. Who the fuck waits until they get in the bank to write the note... genius move #2 dear would be criminal (#1 being deciding to rob a bank in the first damn place >.<)

So, the criminal left the Bank of America and walked across to the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting in line for several minutes there, he handed his note to a teller. After reading it, the teller determined that this robber was perhaps a few sandwiches short of a picnic. I think this fellow was two slices shy of even having the sandwich.  

She told him that because his note was written on a Bank of America deposit slip, she could not honor his demand. He would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo withdrawal slip or go back to the Bank of America. This teller = EPIC WIN ^_^

Feeling defeated, the man said he understood and left. The Wells Fargo teller promptly called the police, who arrested the man a few minutes later--still waiting in line at the Bank of America. OH for fucks sake does this even need commentary? By the end of this I was laughing so hard I couldn't see straight. 

Now on to my bonus feature for the day ( I told you this was a two for one special! )