lynx212: (Roy Scoundrel)
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Title: After Hours 
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairings: Maes, Roy/Ed/Russell
Author: Lynx212
Words: 299
Rating: R
Summary: Maes is unknowingly cock-blocking our boys... 
Warnings: None if you know me at all... lol enter all my fics at your own risk. 


Roy couldn’t hear a thing Maes was saying.

He wasn’t whispering or anything like that Roy was just… distracted.

He’d told his lovers that he’d be working late and they had surprised him by bringing him dinner. Once that was done they decided Roy needed dessert as well and without further ado both blonds had crawled under the large mahogany desk and proceeded to use their mouths and tongues for any and everything but talking.  

Five minutes into this Maes barged into his office and launched into a story about… hell Roy didn’t even know. The damn building could be collapsing and he wouldn’t know it.

Maes was pointing at something on the paper in his hand but Roy couldn’t tell what it was, his vision had gone blurry the moment he felt his balls sucked into a warm mouth just as a tongue wrapped around his dick in a way that should not be possible. He couldn’t hold back the groan that caused but Maes thought it was a reaction to whatever he was going on about.

He needed Maes gone but was there a delicate or tactful way to tell your best friend to get lost so you could get laid?

Probably not, so Roy endured even though he knew if Ed kept using his tongue like that as Russell sucked on his sack he’d be moaning like a bitch in minutes.

As if sensing his distress the mouth around his cock disappeared and Ed shouted, “He’s in another world Hughes so save your breath, get lost and let us fuck already!”

Once Maes picked his jaw up off the floor, he shook his head at Roy and left.

Roy couldn’t help but think no matter how Ed used his mouth, he was damn good with it.


 

(no subject)

Date: 2012-01-26 03:43 am (UTC)
vexed_wench: (Default)
From: [personal profile] vexed_wench
HAHAH Poor Roy yet not.

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Date: 2012-01-26 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyofujimiya.livejournal.com
SWEET! Under the desk stuff! You are made of win, m'dear. :D

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Date: 2012-01-26 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nochick-fics.livejournal.com
That was awesome. Leave it to Ed to show his usual interpretation of tact. :D

PS: You won a clear file. Go you! <3

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Date: 2012-01-26 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxquintessence.livejournal.com
Is it cock blocking when said cock is in another person's mouth??? :)

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Date: 2012-01-26 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexkitten426.livejournal.com
This was hilarious! I wish my bf's workplace was that liberal. I'd be bringing him dinner & 'dessert' all the time!

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Date: 2012-01-26 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilchuckles.livejournal.com
Loved the last line especially, and Ed's wonderful forthright honesty!

Also HOT but that goes without saying surely...

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Date: 2012-01-26 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
You have to love Ed, at least he's honest :P

<3333

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Date: 2012-01-27 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kattrip033.livejournal.com
Made of pure awesomesauce.

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Date: 2012-01-27 01:22 am (UTC)
amethyst_koneko: (my OTP pwns yours)
From: [personal profile] amethyst_koneko
LOL! WIN! Betcha Maes asks Roy if he's alone before entering Roy's office from now on! XD

(no subject)

Date: 2012-01-27 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] straightcogar.livejournal.com
Last line, epic.

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Date: 2012-01-28 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
LOL ya know? I don't know who I feel more sorry for him or Maes...

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Date: 2012-01-28 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
*blushes* thank you. I love these three together ^_^
Edited Date: 2012-01-28 09:14 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2012-01-28 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
*giggles* yeah Ed's definition of tact is a bit different than others... but then again Ed has always marched to the beat of his own band.

SQUEE FOR WINNING!

(no subject)

Date: 2012-01-28 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Hmmmm you have a point... but unless Ed and Russ get to have Roy completely at their mercy they aren't happy... lol

(no subject)

Date: 2012-01-28 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
You naughty naughty thing you... lol he'a a lucky man!

Thanks for the comment love babe *hugs on you*

(no subject)

Date: 2012-01-28 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Thank you my dear, I do try my best. And as for Ed he's just doesn't know how not to be outspoken... lol

(no subject)

Date: 2012-01-28 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
That he is... and let's not forget outspoken... at least when his mouth isn't full *giggles*

(no subject)

Date: 2012-01-28 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Thanks chic a dee *spreads awesomesauce on toast... munch munch munch*

*icon love*

(no subject)

Date: 2012-01-28 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
LOL I bet he does, they have probably robbed the man of several nights sleep.

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Date: 2012-01-28 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Thanks little lady *hugs*

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Date: 2012-01-28 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxquintessence.livejournal.com
I'm not saying that there aren't... issues.

I'm just saying that a new word will need to be coined for it :) Bless all three of them for their libidos forcing new words to be added to the lexicon!

(no subject)

Date: 2012-01-31 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kattrip033.livejournal.com
You're welcome.

Thanks, you earned them. ^_^

(no subject)

Date: 2012-01-31 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
hmm maybe all it smex-blocking or maybe Maes is a humping hindrance... lol I suck at this.

They have the cock but can't laid... I am stumped

(no subject)

Date: 2012-01-31 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxquintessence.livejournal.com
Smexious interruptous?

heheh

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Date: 2012-02-01 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
LOL that's PERFECT! It reminds me of the old Road Runner Coyote cartoons.

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Date: 2013-03-04 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zachemja.livejournal.com
That man has wondrous control over his facial expressions if Maes didn't figure something out right away.

(no subject)

Date: 2013-03-07 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
ROy Mustang is the man... he is made of pure awesome! LOL I'm guessing Maes was a little absorbed in his own talking too ^_^

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