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Title: Les Vacances: Un
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - AU
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Summary: Roy isn't having a good time at all...

The worst vacation ever.

That’s all Roy could think as he wandered around the streets of Paris trying to decipher a map and directions written in a foreign language.

The culture, the atmosphere, the everything was supposed to be romantic but it’s hard to see that when the person you were supposed to be meeting here took one look at you called you too short and left with a, “Enjoy Paris, monsieur Roy.”

She hadn’t even looked back.

This was the last time Roy used an online dating service.

All he wanted to do was find his hotel and sleep.



Title: Les Vacances: Deux
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - AU
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Summary: Edouard is late as per usual and is racing against the clock...

He was late.

It was nothing new but if he was late one more time his brother had threatened to set all of his brushes on fire using his paint thinner as the fuel.

He hadn’t meant to stay so long at the library but if Edouard had any passion that came close to rivaling his love of art it was books and reading.

Edouard hoped if he hurried he could remain in his younger brothers good graces.

He was rounding corners and racing down sidewalks at breakneck speeds. He thought he was home free until he ran into something.



Title: Les Vacances: Trois
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - AU
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Summary:  Roy was at the end of his rope....

Roy was done. 

The entire trip had been a bust, his simple outing to find food had turned into the Long Day’s Journey into Night and now some asshole had completely plowed him over. Flat on his back with his precious dinner spilled all over the street Roy, was ready to kill whoever it was that was sprawled out on top of him.

“Watch where you’re going jackass!” Roy snapped then he remembered the language barrier.

When the blond-haired man looked at him in confusion and asked, “Is monsieur looking for a donkey,” Roy thought he’d never quit laughing.



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Date: 2011-08-15 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ca11iope.livejournal.com
Ah mon dieu! Quel bon début! Je ne peux pas attendre la prochaine partie! Je t'aime, ma cherie!

Translation (if required): Oh my god! What a great start! I can't wait for the next part! Love you, my dear!

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Date: 2011-08-15 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Thank you for the comment love and the translation my dear! I couldn't resist playing with the fun that a language barrier brings ^_^

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Date: 2011-08-15 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ca11iope.livejournal.com
LOL! In that case, welcome to life in the Great White North. XDDD

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Date: 2011-08-15 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Thank you my dear! *hugs*

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Date: 2011-08-15 03:55 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] vexed_wench
I loved these, great job.

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Date: 2011-08-15 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halighfataliter.livejournal.com
Ah ah, your last line made me laugh! I'd gladly show Roy that some French women find him perfect, height and all... :p Nice work!

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Date: 2011-08-16 12:36 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-08-16 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com
I do so love Paris :P <33

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Date: 2011-11-13 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Thank you my dear ^_^

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Date: 2011-11-13 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Thank you chic a dee I actually have more of these I need to post

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Date: 2011-11-13 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
Thank you ^_^

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Date: 2011-11-13 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com
I do too and I have this thing for adding languages into my fics ^_^

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Date: 2011-11-15 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kattrip033.livejournal.com
You're welcome. ^_^

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