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lynx212 ([personal profile] lynx212) wrote2011-03-06 07:17 pm

FMA: AIA: The Mounds and The Jugs

Title: Adventures In Alchemy: The Mounds
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Words: 100
Characters: Mainly Roy/Ed but some others too ^_^
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: M
Warnings: None
Summary/Other Info: Roy helps Ed realize the...perks of their situation 

Roy had Ed backed against the shower door pulling his shirt up before Ed could react. He was about to protest loudly when Roy’s thumb passed over one nipple just as his mouth closed over the other. All thoughts of making him stop went out the window as Ed’s previous standpoint on breast’s changed completely.

They were good for more than filling out a shirt.

As sensation overwhelmed him so did curiosity. He reached out and grabbed Roy’s right breast with his left hand and when the man moaned in response he thought maybe their luck hadn’t been so bad.

Title: Adventures In Alchemy: The Jugs
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Words: 100
Characters: Mainly Roy/Ed but some others too ^_^
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Summary/Other Info: Al realized there was no chance of him not being scarred for life. 

Al tried hard not to think about the psychological damage listening to the two of them in the bathroom was causing him. Knowing his luck he was ruined for life. Only his brother and Mustang would come back from a mission with breasts and end up making out in the bathroom.

Another groan and the sound of something hitting the floor had Al trying to think of anything else.

Rainbows Al, think of beautiful rainbows, bright blue skies, lush green grass, and...

When Roy mumbled something that sounded distinctly like 'suck harder' Al knew it useless and reached for the scotch.

[identity profile] baroqueangel.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Pass the scotch Al XD

I love this drabble series, it always makes me smile :) <333

[identity profile] kettle-cat.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Haha I love these drabbles. Poor poor Al. (come to think of it I wouldn't mind being in his place)

[identity profile] evilchuckles.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
OK, I laughed out loud and since my life is a HUGE PILE OF SHIT right now that must mean that you are a total genius.

Poor, poor, poor Al!

[identity profile] sonjajade.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
poor Al! there ain't enough scotch in Amestris to wash that memory away XD

[identity profile] ca11iope.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Things that are heard can never be unheard. Al is doomed. oO

[identity profile] hpfangirl71.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
This was slightly funny but also quite hott!! I love the little bit of Al on the side as well... you are definitely turning me onto these boys!! Lovely job dear!!

[identity profile] havocmangawip.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Al, think of the kittens. Lots of kittens... with cookies.

You've taken something that I usually pass over as "crack/does not want" and made me giggle. Well done!
amethyst_koneko: kitty Ed is love! (Default)

[personal profile] amethyst_koneko 2011-03-08 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Epic crack!fic! ^_^ Poor Al! Ruined for life! Cannot unsee it! LOL! Assuming Al doesn't already have a girlfriend, when he does get one and feels her up for the first time, I wonder if he'll have flashbacks to this moment, specifically Roy moaning "suck harder"! XDDDD

[identity profile] nochick-fics.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
LOL!

Poor Al! I can see how that would drive him to drink, although I'd be breaking out the video camera myself. :D

Well done. :D