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lynx212 ([personal profile] lynx212) wrote2010-12-26 07:02 pm

FMA: Tears of Joy...for Greedy ^_^

For my pal [livejournal.com profile] greedy_lover  I hope you enjoy my dear ^_^ 

Title: Tears of Joy
Fandom: FMA
Pairing: Greed/Fem!Ed
Rating: T (Ed's mouth and mentions of naughtier things)
Word Count: 372


“There, there beautiful it can’t be all that bad?” Greed cooed out thinking whoever this dame was he might make an easy score for the night. She looked distraught.

“Fuck off whoever you are. I ain’t in the mood for your bullshit!” was the unexpected and harsh response that made greed pause.

As he approached the beautiful blonde something in the back of his mind told him the voice was familiar. However the face that came to mind did not match the buxom figure he saw before him. Placing a hand on her shoulder he spun her around only to find livid golden eyes promising a swift death boring into his.

“Ed? What the fuck happened to you?”

“I decided to see how the other half lived. What do you mean what happened to me? I thought an alchemical accident would be obvious even for you!”

“Easy there Blondie I’m not the one responsible for this.”

“That may be true but it also looked like you were about to make time with some random chic,” Ed said as he slapped Greed’s hand away. “So tell me again why I shouldn’t cut your dick off?”

“Don’t be so hard on me love. You know I can't stand to see a pretty girl cry,” Greed said as he slid up behind Ed so his body was flush against his...her back. “Besides if you cut my dick off we both know you’d miss it more than I would.”

Bold hands moved down Ed’s sides then up to fondle and caress the sides of the newest addition to his anatomy. Ed’s face grew red and indignant, “Not here you moron we’re in the middle of the street! Someone will see us.”

“So? All they will see is a man touching his beautiful lady. I say that makes your…unfortunate change a perk right now.”

Ed had never thought about that. Geed had a point. A very valid point.

So there in full view of passersby Edward Elric grabbed the front of his lover’s jacket, pulled him down and kissed him senseless. Once he was done he whispered in Greed’s ear, “Come on, I say we go somewhere so you can remind me…repeatedly, why I shouldn’t castrate you.”

[identity profile] vwl.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, I actually meant Kain Highwind and Edward von Muir from FF4. XDDD BUT THANK YOU that misunderstanding just made my day totally awesome. ♥

[identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
*blushes* glad I could make someones day *luffs on you* Would you like to make an FMA fic request?

[identity profile] vwl.livejournal.com 2011-01-02 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
XD I like anything with girl!Ed. :3 Specifically with Ling or Greed or both. :D

[identity profile] lynx212.livejournal.com 2011-01-02 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
*rubs chin in thought*

I think I could come up with something. I've been dying to write Ling and Ed for weeks now!! I've never done it so it will be fun to try...hopefully as fun as this one was to write...lol