INU: Sake Punch
Aug. 6th, 2011 02:45 pmFandom: Inuyasha
Pairing/Characters: Inuyasha/Bankotsu, Kouga/Miroku, Sesshoumaru
Genre: Romance/Humor AU
Words: 879
Rating: R
Summary: Inuyasha and Kouga wake up in rather unusual circumstances...
Well since he’s alive enough to be hungover he guessed all was well even if he didn’t recognize the room he was in. The place reeked of Sesshoumaru so he guessed they didn’t make it home and crashed at his brother’s place. There was a warm body beside him and as his hand traveled south everything seemed to be in order.
Long hair. Check
Nicely muscled back. Check.
Firm rear. Check.
Tail. Chec...
Tail? TAIL!
Inuyasha sat bolt upright in bed with his heart racing and his head refusing to turn so that his eyes could confirm what his nose was already telling him.
Kouga.
Why in Kami’s name was he in bed with Kouga? Upon second thought he didn’t want to know, he truly didn’t, but maybe it wasn’t as bad as it seemed maybe they just got hammered and passed out here... yeah that’s what probably happened. He flung back the covers, swung his legs to the side and two things happened at once.
He realized he was naked and a dull ache shot up his backside.
Pissed, confused and a whole host of other things he shoved Kouga hard and shouted his name. The wolf demon stirred around mumbling and groaning about not wanting to be awake until his nose must have kicked in and he realized he was in bed with Inuyasha.
He sat upright much like Inuyasha had done and the dog demon could tell from the muffled grunt and the look on his face that he had the same pain in his backside. He gave Inuyasha a wide eyed panicked look and Inuyasha shook his head.
“This looks bad Mutt-face. It looks really bad.”
“I know it does Flea-bag let’s just get our clothes on and go find the others.”
“We’re naked?!”
“Just shut your yap and get dressed. This is bad enough without you yelling it to the gods!”
Kouga grumbled but did as he was told. The two of them left the room in search of the other three people from their little impromptu little party. When all of the guest rooms were found to be empty they headed down the one hallway Inuyasha had prayed they didn’t have to search.
Kouga might not know where it led to but Inuyasha did and as the scent of Ban and Mir got stronger his stomach dropped. With nothing more than a fleeting glance at each other when they reached the double doors at the end of the hall, they each grabbed a handle before pushing it open.
The sight that greeted them left both canine demons passed out on the floor.
* * *
“Maybe that last bit was overboard,” Miroku mused as he peered over the foot of the bed at the men on the floor.
“It may have been but the looks on their faces were priceless.”
“I didn’t think they’d pass out like that... they haven’t come to their senses yet.”
“It serves them right,” Sesshoumaru said as he sat up between the two. “They shall think twice before acting so childishly again.”
“True but perhaps the one shock would have been enough, you know how badly it will screw with their heads for those two to think they slept together?”
“Yes I do,” Sesshoumaru said, “but not nearly as badly as the idea that both of you ended up in bed with me, if the unconscious forms in the doorway is anything to judge by.”
“Should we wake them up and tell them the truth?” Ban asked.
“Nah,” Miroku said as he stretched, “They are both too hard headed for that, if we clue them in too soon they won’t learn anything. I say we drag it out for at least a few days. Is that okay with you Sesshoumaru?”
“I care not, this promises to be amusing if nothing else.”
“So what are we doing until they wake up again?”
“I personally have no desire or reason to be up at this hour on a Saturday,” Sesshoumaru said as he reclined once more, “the two of you are free to do whatever you wish.”
Ban looked over the prone form of his lovers brother at Miroku and the man merely shrugged and said, “I don’t want to get up either. Do you?”
“No.”
They looked over at the clock reading a few minutes after 9am, then down at Sesshoumaru before they both decided to return to the positions they were in before the bedroom door was flung open.
So with Bankotsu under his left arm and Miroku draped across his chest, two humans and one former demon lord drifted off to sleep.
Double Whammy: Anguish
Jul. 30th, 2011 02:59 pmFandom: FMA
Pairing: Maes/Ed, past Roy/Ed
Words: 2,059
Genre: Romance/Drama/Angst/Smut
Rating: M
Warnings: None
Summary: The situation has gone from bad to worse and fates just getting warmed up with these three...
( “I deserve better than my best friend making time with my recent ex too.” )
INU: A Sheer Work of Art
Jul. 28th, 2011 07:07 pmFandom: Inuyasha
Pairing/Characters: Inuyasha/Bankotsu, Sesshoumaru, Kaede
Genre: Romance/Humor AU
Words: 1,049
Rating: T
Summary: Bankotsu is in the dark about something but Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru can see it all clear as day.
As hard to believe as it may be I was actually enjoying a nice relaxing evening with my high-strung brother. Since it was just he and I, Kaede had fixed a meal rare enough to leave our inner demons purring. As we sat in my den drinking sake and talking I’d dare say we were having a damn good time.
It’s not that we didn’t get along these days; we actually got on pretty well. It was getting Sesshoumaru to pull the stick out of his ass long enough to actually relax and not be so damn serious. Six centuries and I bet I could count all of the times I’ve ever heard him laugh on both hands.
However tonight was going rather well. It was raining outside so we lit up the fireplace and settled down. He was in no hurry to get going so we were laughing over the last meeting we went to for Modern Youkai’s and the pompous asshole they’d tossed out on his ass for suggesting an uprising against humanity for no other reason than he felt the need to, that and he claimed to be royalty from days gone past. It was a lie of course but Sesshoumaru had fixed that in his classic few words and all was right with the world.
We were in the middle of mocking the bitch fit he’d thrown when they told him to get off the property and never return when I heard Bankotsu come in. He called out to me from the kitchen and when I told him we were in the den he came strolling in and I watched even Mr. Stoic’s jaw drop.
He stood in between Sesshoumaru and me saying something but damn if I could focus on his words. The thin white pants suit he had on was damn near invisible now that it was wet and it was clinging to him like a second skin. Between it being wet and him standing in front of the fire place very little was left to the imagination.
I’m surprised he made it home in one piece looking like he did.
When I asked why he didn’t call or take a cab he said he didn’t mind walking in the rain. When I asked him if he had any trouble on the way he launched into how some asshole had tried to drag him into a car and wouldn’t take no for a answer. Ban said he had to get rough with him but my mind zoned back out once a blushing Kaede handed him a towel and he bent over in front of me to flip his hair forward so he could dry it. When my eyes flicked over to Sesshoumaru I noticed his focus was on the same thing I couldn’t peel my eyes off of and I cleared my throat loud enough to get his attention.
When he looked up at me the asshole didn’t even try to pretend he wasn’t looking he merely put on that that haughty look he was infamous for and said, “If there is something else in this room that merits or deserves my attention more Inuyasha please do point it out.”
I had to admit he had a point and when Ban heard this he said, “I’m sorry you guys were right in the middle of something weren’t you? I hope I didn’t interrupt anything important.”
It was then that my brother blatantly looked my lover up and down and replied with, “You have more than made up for the intrusion. All is forgiven.”
The look of complete confusion on Ban’s face had me fighting not to laugh and when those blue eyes looked at me I said, “There’s nothing to worry about Love, you’re fine.”
“Indeed you are,” Sesshoumaru remarked and the way he said it had me fighting not to choke on my sake, “Your presence is a sheer delight as per usual.”
The emphasis on sheer almost killed me and Ban’s obliviousness seemed to be growing instead of diminishing.
“Uh well what were you guys looking at? Sounded like you were talking about something in the room?”
Before I could put an end to this Sesshoumaru pointed at a vase over the fireplace and said, “I believe that piece of art above the mantle was our focus before we moved on to a true work of art.”
My jaw had to be on the floor again and once Ban walked up to the hearth, stretched to his full height, therefore displaying everything before us on silver platter, to scrutinized the vase I was done.
“I’ve always loved that thing and thought of it as one of the best pieces of art in this room.”
“That’s all in the eye of the beholder Love,” I said as I glared at Sesshoumaru for unabashedly staring at my lover while his back was turned.
The asshole brother merely shrugged at me and continued to enjoy the view.
“Well I’ll let you two get back to your debate or whatever. I’ve got to get out of these wet clothes,” Ban said as he strutted past Sesshoumaru and made his way towards the door.
“Be sure to let us know if you require any assistance,” Sesshoumaru said about the time Bankotsu reached the base of the stairs and the baffled look he turns and gives me was priceless. I smile and wink at him and he shakes his head and continues on up the stairs.
When I look at Sesshoumaru, waiting on an explanation, he was filling his glass with more sake, “As an opportunist, did you really expect anything less out of me little brother?”
“Regardless I’m shocked, that wasn’t like you.”
“I have… what do you call it… loosened up in the last few decades.”
“So I see.”
“How long do you think it will take him to notice his attire and put two and two together?”
“Actually I’m surprised he hasn’t…”
“INUYASHA! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!” was the bellow heard from upstairs.
“I take it he finally passed one of the full length mirrors in your suite?”
“Yup and there is gonna be so much hell to pay for this.”
“But it was worth it was it not?”
“Every wet dripping moment.”
Xmen: The Bouqet
Feb. 11th, 2011 09:17 amTitle: The Gift that Keeps on Giving.
Fandom: Xmen
Rating/Warnings: T / Implied Yaoi
Summary/Other Info: Gambit surprises Wolverine on Christmas Eve
Christmas time descends upon Xavier Institute and the children are bouncing around. The adults were trying their best to get the kids into bed for the night and the kids were trying their best not to go. Once he helped, Storm and One-eye get them all into bed he headed to bed himself. With one last stop in the kitchen, Wolverine trudges up the stairs. When he pushes the door open to his room the sight that greeted him is sprawled across his bed and jaw dropping.
“I thought I’d save you the trouble of unwrapping your gift, mon ami.”
Note: The Nyquil people should not be allowed to make Dayquil because that requires truly knowing what non-drowsy means... I don't think they have a clue.
My Substitute Nano Adventure!
Nov. 3rd, 2010 05:46 pmHowever it's just not in me to not participate in some way so here I go. Sure this is unorthodox but it's fun! ^_^ Also, I along with the lovely
Ficlet: But Even Still
Sep. 26th, 2010 08:13 pmFandom: Inuyasha.
Characters: Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru
Author: Lynx212.
Words: 227.
Rating: T.
Summary: Everyone wants something or someone.
Warnings: None. This is set in an Inu verse that exists only in my mind. Written for an all dialog challenge.
Ficlet: What Day Breaks
Sep. 26th, 2010 07:00 pmCharacter: Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru
Drabble: Because I Can
Sep. 14th, 2010 03:15 pmTitle: Because I Can
Author: Lynx212
Characters: Naraku
Rating: T
Word count: 111
Disclaimer: I make no profit so no reason to sue
Truly, it is no one’s business why I do what I do. The few foolish enough to question me never live to find the answer.
Sick, they call me. Twisted, evil, corrupt, and vile are all accurate words to describe me, and the things I do. Even my own offspring wish me dead and I can’t say I blame them. I do delight in their misery and increase their pain whenever I find the means to do so. Why, is the question I often see in the heated crimson eyes of the wind witch and the only truthful answer to any question ever to pass my lips is, because I can.
Oh and just for shits and giggles since my last ost was about Twitter I shall make this one about Plurk...feel the pimpage...oh yeah...
www.plurk.com/Lynx212